(Helsinki Airport Wednesday 28th May early).   In the 1940’s there was a radio program in England where one of the catch cries was I’ve arrived and to prove it, I am here”. I too am right here in Helsinki, after leaving my flat in Chatswood exactly 23 hours and 50 minutes ago. It was a singularly uninteresting trip punctuated with frequent feeds of the usual type, except that I must say that the fare served by Qantas for dinner was surprisingly good. Also there were plenty of films to watch and I had the good fortune to see The Quiet American and Chicago and the misfortune to see The Adventure of Pluto Nash and Two Weeks Notice. This is one of the handicaps of traveling these days, although I must say that the selection of classical music and opera extracts made up for almost everything except the most idiotic Eddie Murphy film I had to watch. Although there is no compulsion in having to view bad films it is difficult not to see them if screens galore are in front of you.

 

I am still an hour away from SPb (Saint Petersburg for the uninitiated) and boarding is about two hours from now. Thus I will have had a 24 hour flight from Mascot to Pulkovo in SPb. I guess a 100 years ago it would have taken somewhat longer, probably 8 months and who is brave enough to forecast how long it will take a 100 years from now. But I digress.

 

The flight to Bangkok was in a Qantas jumbo, where it would have been difficult to find a place for an extra passenger, even if only requiring a carry cot. It is hard to know what Qantas is complaining about, certainly not on the Oz - UK route they are making pots of money. Although we left 30 minutes late, we arrived in Bangkok on time and it took some spirited march from Terminal One to No. 2 and change floors to get to my Finnair flight, which was about half full. It was a plane with just 2 enormous engines, but inside it was extremely comfortable with plenty of leg room. A lot of people had 3 seats to themselves and were most comfortable.

 

It was interesting to see the passengers as their make up suggested to me that the Finns are not very finnikity (pardon my pun) as to whom they give visas to, since about 25 % of the passengers were young ladies of Thai origin, whose presence amongst the bargirls of Bangkok would have been quite normal. Maybe some were going to Finland to complete their university degrees, but I think most would be entertaining clients as early as tonight somewhere in Helsinki.

 

(SPb Thursday) The plane which took me to SPb was also Finnair and it was far from overloaded. There were just 11 of us, not to mention the crew and the 4 hostesses. One of those attracted my interest due to her old fashioned hair do which I simply had to photograph. She admitted that I was not the first and only one interested (in her plaits) and told me that not even in conservative Finland will you find many with such an adornment. As we taxied toward the airport building there was a huge plane marked US Air Force, with a large number of guards around it and I thought it is the plane which brought along President Bush’s car for his trip commencing today or tomorrow. The date is a State Secret until after his arrival.

 

Because our low number of passengers the loading of the plane took less time and even than we were assisted by wind, so much so that we arrived 20 minutes early. Luckily for us the immigration officials made heavy work for the meager number of passengers and thus delayed us sufficiently to make up almost all the extra time Finnair gave us to spend in Russia. The system of passport inspection in Russia deserves some explanation as it is a remnant of the previous regimes and shows that officials still rule the roost.

 

You form yourself into an orderly queue in front of a narrow corridor on the side of which there are two little lights, one green and the other red. You wait behind  a red line on the floor, but you cannot see anything but the person who is being attended to. When the green light comes on you enter and through a narrow slot, which is your only contact with the uniformed lady officer, who has stars on her epaulettes and ribbons to show her decoration for the heroic interrogation of some foreigner or more likely a Russian who dared to go away for a holiday, you hand in your passport together with the pieces of paper you filled in on the plane. Two of those are immediately flung back at you. You realize that you are fool since she is not interested in how much foreign money you imported into the country, nor is she interested in any other valuables you brought along wishing to clear through customs. (You don’t realize at this stage, that nobody else will be remotely interested in these declarations and in fact you will not see a customs person and you could have brought along the gold reserves from Fort Knox or all the Weapons of Mass Destructions Bush has not as yet found.)All you can see through a narrow glass window that your passport photo is compared  with you by this well groomed young lady and in my case it went so far that I was asked to remove my sunglasses! Once she realized that I was me, she started some work on her shelves, which sounded as she would have just beaten a piece of meat prior to frying it in the saucepan. I cannot vouch it was a piece of meat, but I could clearly hear the sound of a saucepan. There was also a lot of shifting paper noise before I heard the noise of a paper being ripped. It was the entry section of my piece of declaration, the other part of which I must give up on my leaving Russia, so that the hundreds if not thousands of people in the offices can find the entry sction compare it with the exit permit and realize that indeed I left the country. When I got my passport back I realized that the only contact I had with the lady was her sign language message asking me to take off my glasses. Welcome to Russia. No doubt this was written large in other parts of the airport, but probably only in Russian.

 

Once she is finished with you the tubular gate which was the fence between you and Russia opened and you were out of the narrow corridor where you were confined until your credentials were checked and you found yourself watching a luggage carousel, where my luggage booked in at Sydney arrived as intended. A quick look around for a customs man, where I wished to declare my biological weapons produced no results, so I spent some time in setting up my three pieces of luggage with the straps, so that I may wheel the whole lot out. However, in another room suddenly an X-Ray machine with a very bored operative, yet resplendently uniformed  gave me to understand that I should place my luggage on the conveyor belt. I dismantled my straps and lifted the small bag and my notebook computer and sent them through. At the other end there was some trouble and the lady waved on my heavy piece of luggage and I wheeled it across without it being checked. When on the other side I realized that the exit conveyor broke and while I tried to show my engineering skills by assisting her, she just left it broken and I continued until the driver Sacha from last year and Valentina greeted me. Sacha is a fairly young man and certainly stronger, so he took over my luggage and stowed in his car, after which we set out to find the flat which Valentina found for me.

 

It turned out the while the position of the flat is excellent, the facilities provided are not all that good. However, there is hot water, a bed, a table for my computer, a telephone, kitchen etc. The design is almost as crazy as our house in Budapest was and an entrance hall almost the size of the one room and a big square corridor leading to it are proof that it must have been designed by the same man. No worries it is preferable to a park bench, which would be the only place I could rest.

 

Soon after arriving we went out to have something to eat and to do a bit of shopping. While last years mosquito attacks on me caused me to bring along both roll on and airozone insect repellants, the sight of two flies made me wish to buy some chemical warfare equipment in the form of some fly spray. We set off to find a supermarket, but while we went past ample watch retailers, jewelers, carpet merchants, antique dealers, carved timbr showrooms, etc, most of them with very few customers or even enquirers it took some time before we found a supermarket, which did not have any fly sprays only sprays for treating floor bound creepy crawlies which could have been exterminated by the age old method of walking on them. After a lot of enquiries we found another supermarket where we were taken by an assistant to a shelf which was in danger of being overloaded by fly sprays of different makes and origins. True to form I chose the cheapest and it turned out to be Mortein and Made in Australia. Small World, Death to all non-Australian Flies!

 

While walking along the busy streets, full of people coming from work or just enjoying a bit of warm sunshine, I was impressed, as usual by the beauty of the building is St Petersburg, except that this time I had to be impressed by all the clean or rejuvenated and restored buildings along the boulevard of Nevsky Prospect. In my excitement of finding the fly spray I forgot to photograph some of the building along our walk from the Metro station, where the escalators still move at breakneck speed as they carry the thousands of peterburgians to and from their destinations.

 

Before I left for SPb I was viewing a website and came across the area where people could apply to be accredited journalists to the  tercentenary celebration. Remembering that my brother was the “correspondent” to the well-known Hungarian comic weekly by the name of “Äz Ojság” I decided to apply for accreditation as the Editor of  “Pace Publications”. That this was approved was obvious because next day I started to receive dozens of press releases by email. Unfortunately most were in Russian but when we went to the Press Office, we were greeted by a charming receptionist who gave me an photographic Accreditation Card the poser of which I have not as yet tested, but which undoubtedly will not be sufficient to interview Pres. Bush or the other 45 Heads of State who are arriving some times today. Afterwards we progressed to a well displayed exhibition on the history of St Petersburg. Some photos of this will be showing on my website at www.my2003trip.150m.com together with some other photos.

 

Later that day Valentina and I set out to visit her parents, where we were also to meet her daughter Tatiana. Her brother, Michael (Misha) also came and while he was adventurous in using his limited English, Tanya seemed to understand me, but was too shy to practice hers.  Vladimir and Zoya Kopichev were watching us as we arrived by a minibus (which was really just a small van with seats masquerading as a people mover) and we met them after a 9 story ride in the lift. We could not exchange a great amount of news as they spoke no English and I spoke no Russian, but they were as cordial as they could be and when we sat down to a table laden with various goodies, such as cold fish of a special type which required a special way of eating or you finished having more bones than meat. It was very tasty just the same and I had this with various types of salads. Also there were cuts of cold meat and bread, etc. I was offered the customary vodka, which I declined but enjoyed Russian wine. When I was getting almost full with my fish and garnishes, Zoya disappeared to serve the cold fish in aspic she cooked for us. This too turned out to be just a starter, which arrived a bit later and turned out to be pork, with potatoes and other vegetables. By this time I was getting worried about my capacity and withdrew to sit away from the table, but it did not help because a sumptuous cake referred to as a Napoleon cake. Like Napoleon in 1812 I was beaten but not only did I eat the huge portion, but confess to have enjoyed it.

 

We could only discuss things through the help of Valentina, who did good job as our translator. Zoya did not spend the whole of the 900 days of the Leningrad Siege in the beleaguered town as she was evacuated through the frozen ice of Lake Ladoga, but she remembers the pain of hunger and the extreme cold being without heating. Vladimir showed me his collection of coins from foreign lands and also from Soviet times when the notable greats, like Messrs Lenin, many other from the political area as well as Pushkin, Tolstoy and  Tchaikovsky  were honoured. When I asked him where the coins commemorating Trotsky were it brought along the best laughs of the evening. When suddenly I looked at my watch I was surprised to see that it was 11 PM. The white nights of SPb have certainly fooled me. We came back to the Metro station by Government bus, which allowed my old vertebrae a straight boarding and sitting arrangement.

 

And thus ended our day. 

 

 

St Petersburg, 30th May 2003.   Our day started with excitement and wonderment. As we went out onto the main boulevard of SPb, called Nevsky Prospect we knew that a big day arrived, since dozens of policemen, all armed with a baton, which on closer examination turned out to be a lamp to direct traffic, were attempting to control the people who thought of walking along the pavement, as they have in the past. Little did they realize that they had to cross the street (8 laneways) because any movement in front of a hotel was prohibited for all but those who were officials. Luckily we had nothing to do but to enter the Metro station, but we were long enough on the street to note the number of police cars and the long line of Mercedes’ which were driving along the empty streets at breakneck speed, some with and some without sirens and flashing lights.

 

It turned out that a convoy of cars was waiting for the big wigs to exit from the hotel in which some Heads of States were staying. The interesting thing about all the inconvenienced people was that none expressed anything but an understanding attitude to the cops. Obviously 80 years of Communism made people aware of the dangers of not yielding to a policeman, who is instructed to keep the great unwashed away from some Minister of Uganda or Nigeria! I can just imagine the reaction of some Sydneysiders if the have to cross onto the other side of William street so as to avoid walking in front of the Boulevard Hotel, because little Johnny Howard is planning to exit into his armed vehicle!

 

What worried me, that on TV we saw President Putin’s arrival from the airport. The completely empty 8 lane Nevsky Prospect was the scene as 4 police cars in line with sirens going were traveling at great speed, followed by several more until a long limo, surrounded by smaller Mercedes’ police cars bore Putin on his way to a visit to a city where the inhabitants were obviously inconvenienced and kept waiting in the side streets. In fact we saw signs of the culture of personalities in various shops were his portraits were displayed. Valentina told me that one of her colleagues was presented by a portrait of Him by a friend, which was found to be ridiculous by Valentina, but not by the recipient!

 

We headed towards an exhibition of Faberge type jewels. This guy Ananov used to be an actor during the old regime, but started to make small jewelry and when perestroika and finally capitalism arrived, he started to manufacture very expensive and elaborate objects. Eventually he employed the finest craftsmen to make things to his designs, books were published by him with photos of some very expensive pieces and the exhibition we saw was attended by many who will never be able to afford anything but a view of these items. His eggs in the tradition of Faberge, must sell for hundreds of thousands of dollars and under the circumstances I did not purchase sufficient eggs for a small omelet but was satisfied to admire the exquisite workmanship.

 

We went to a nearby newly repainted building which very appropriately was called the House of Books. We only visited two of the floor and found the amount of books published on St. Petersburg, its art, buildings, palaces, etc all in several languages overwhelming. The books on Moscow and other Russian subject was equally extensive. The books were of uniformly of high quality with costs more than reasonable.

 

From there we made our way to the Russian Museum, in front of which a number of police cars were parked. It turned out that Putin was inside, but we went to the Museum of Ethnicity where the various exhibits described the multiculturalism of Russia and the former USSR. Very interesting, especially as part of Stalin’s multicultural policies included moving millions of people of some ethnic origin into other areas of the country.

 

Theatre, concert, circus or opera tickets are being sold in little sho

 

ps all over the City and we bought some for that days performance in the XYZ Palace. (XYZ is not real, but who but the initiated can spell the real name?) We went along in drizzling rain for a 7 PM performance and were greeted by people in period costumes, with people queuing to be photographed with them. After waiting in a large reception room, we were ushered into a small theatre where the first part of the tour and performance commenced. All was explained by a lady, whose Russian was followed by announcements by another, who, according to Valentina spoke in English. Not believing that this is so, I used my hearing aid to attempt to understand, but it made no difference, her English might have been English but with an accent which made it closer to Urdu or Hottentots, but I must say that she was a very presentable looking young lady even if the two ladies lecturing us reminded me of some feminist committee members.

 

The people, who greeted us on entering the palace turned out to be the dancers and another girl sang some classical arias and also some extracts from operettas including at least one Lehár song. They were all real good value, a fact to which I am becoming accustomed in St. Petersburg.

 

Following the performance, during which we moved from one theatre to another and members of the audience finished up dancing with the dancers, (well some did, but none of the girls risked dancing with me, in case the excitement might induce a heart attack in this ancient foreigner).

 

And thus ended the 30th May.

 

 

St Petersburg, 31st May 2003    May 31st was promising to be a nice sunny day. The main street of Nevsky Prospect near the flat was promising to be interesting as there seemed to be more than sufficient police and army boys to control the non existent traffic on the boulevard to which no cars were permitted. The pavements sported a cord to hold back the people entering the roadway and it seemed to me that the arrival of a President or two is only a matter of minutes. Valentina insisted that that particular exercise is not connected with the big wigs, but is due to some orchestras which will march through the City later that day. She turned out to be correct, although we did not await the arrival of the marching bands, instead we took one stop on the Metro and arrived near the Kazansky Cathedral where dozens of people had their photo taken. We too asked someone to take our photo and he successfully cut off our legs, but got the sky above us instead of feet.

 

Eventually we made our way beside a canal towards the Michaelovsky Castle, where Tsar Paul met his untimely death by murder, paid our entrance fee after the usual shuffle of books of tickets, to cater in our case a ticket for a foreigner and another at a fraction of the cost, to a Russian citizen. The Castle, - more like a palace really, although surrounded by a mote in the middle of the city, was not to be compared by the sumptuous finish of the Hermitage of the other palaces, housed some paintings and other items. It is an extension of the Russian Museum and thus all items shown were of Russian origin.

 

After viewing the castle we went back onto the streets just in time to see the thousands who watched the procession of the bands dispersing. It was quite a crowd and I felt as if I would have been part of the great May-day demonstrations ordered by the Party. I was less than impressed when we tried to enter the Metro Station. There could have been 2 to 3 thousand people outside and the police or whoever locked all doors except one, causing not just a bottleneck but a dangerous situation. I lost Valentina in the tumult and was totally in the power of the surge from behind. When I finally got through the narrow door the rush subsided and I could see Valentine waiting for me. Next we were pressured towards the escalators to take us down to the trains, which were strangely empty.

 

I am ahead of my story when I say that at 11:30 PM the same night we were once again in crowds returning from a laser show on the river Neva. We went to the entrance of the Metro station only to find that the doors we approached were locked. So we and some of the others locked out crossed the road and walked some 500 meters to another set of doors of the same Metro Station. To my mind the locking of one entrance has done nothing but caused inconvenience to the people and more congestion, forcing the doors of that entrance and the escalators to carry an even larger number of people. Strange are the  ways of officialdom!

 

We went to see Swan Lake at one of the many palaces, where large reception rooms were converted into theatres. Although it was not the premier venue for ballets, the scenery was first class, the orchestra was not, but the dancing more than satisfactory. Some action pictures I took show the chorus line being spot on with few millimeters variance between the movements of the various girls. The major dancers also were first class although some Mariinsky (Kirov) stars must be even better, judging on the televised performance a few days earlier.

 

On our way home we were confronted by even more police guarding a 5 star hotel, where some of the delegates must have been, judging by the number of Mercedes and BMW’s parked outside. Although quite late, it was still not dark when we got back to the flat. Unfortunately there was something wrong with the power supply in the house and Valentina, who is the burglar alarm operating expert must have fumbled with switching it off, because about 2 minutes after arriving the phone rung and it was the police asking if we are the burglars or if we are being burgled! She reassured them because they did not come to check on us any further. We ate in semi darkness and in fact I did not notice until this morning that I did not finish my sandwich and left it half eaten. Btw it was reassuring to note that the power was repaired by 3 AM.

 

Tonight we are going to the Mussorsgky to see Prince Igor, a very Russian opera with, hopefully, lots of deep bass voices.

 

P.S. I almost forgot the most important item: President Bush and his wife arrived.

 

 

St Petersburg, 1st June 2003.  We just returned from the Mussorgsky Theatre, SPb’s No. 2 opera house. It is also called the Maly Theater, the word meaning “little”. Once upon the time SPb had the Bolshoi, meaning “large”, but since Moscow built a larger one, it is they who are called Bolshoi, while the former Bolshoi was renamed Kirov in memory of the Communist Party Chief, whose murder was allegedly been arranged by Stalin. Since the name is a definite no-no these days, the largest theater/opera house in SPb is now called Mariinsky. Having got this off my chest, let me say that the Mussorgsky is not really small, nor less ornate than the Mariinsky and the production of Prince Igor by Borodin was a most spectacular and well polished and directed opera.

 

What never ceases to amaze me are the many young people, aged 20 to 25, who come to cultural performances alone or with their friends. In Sydney there are young people to be seen but they are mostly foreigners or were taken by their parents. Not so, it seems to me, in Russia and indeed Valentina confirms that she was taken first by her parents to learn to love music, she came and comes alone but can only afford this because of the extremely low cost for Russian citizens and also because she is able to get a lot of free tickets, which seem to be available to under many schemes to various organizations and professions. Thus she last saw an opera entirely free, having been given a ticket by a friend who is a teacher and received her ticket as such.

 

I also loved to see two children, beautifully dressed in one of the boxes, with their parents. Being taken to the opera is a festive occasion and she remembers carrying her good shoes in a paper bag and putting them on in the theatre in case they may become dirty on the snowbound streets. These two kids too looked immaculate in their party dresses and I could not help but photograph them in their box.

 

While signs and even announcements in various languages ask that no photos be taken during the performance, people do use their cameras. I confess being one of the offenders, but at least I switch off my flash, while their others do not. No one seems to be put out by such disregard of the bylaws, which are so strictly policed in Sydney, that even a flash less click of a camera after a performance bring forth a disapproving lecture by at least one Sydney Opera usher. Here they click away at the most sensitive arias, as if the photo would bring back the memory of the sound!

 

Before lunch Valentina decided to buy some groceries and go to the “supermarket”. I went along as I needed some rubles to be converted from my US Dollars I sent to her bank. Unbeknown to us the weather became colder and we were confronted by just 8 degrees C and a wind, which seemed to reach through our various layers of clothing. (Sydney was reported to be a cold 16 C on this winter day!) We visited several little shops on our walking through the streets. Obviously her being able to read the Cyrillic characters helped, because to me the entrances to these shops looked just like the entrance to any other. Only on entering could you see that the counters displayed food items instead of mobile phones or shoes and sox. While I would have bought all what was required in the first shop, not being satisfied with the quality of the products available we went along to several, before having found a biggish shop, not unlike to the food areas of Harrods or David Jones. There behind the counters full of goodies from Vodka and caviar to imported Mozart kugels from Salzburg to goose liver from Hungary and wine from all areas including Australia were the ladies in their neat uniforms located about every yard, so that serving did not take much time at all. Unfortunately it was rather spoiled by the fact that each time you picked something, you had to pay and of course you would have needed to pay extra for a plastic bad, had Valentina not brought along her own.

 

Just as we finished our lunch, which she cooked from some ingredients purchased, the doorbell rang and two policemen arrived. They seemed to be expecting some burglars with masks and coshes, but instead became quite friendly when they realized that there is some problem with our burglar alarm. They inspected the lease of the flat for the period we paid for also looked at Valentina’s Internal Passport (but not mine although the lease is in my name), rang the owner of the flat, arranged for a technician to come and inspect the alarm and smiled sweetly when I asked if they are going to arrest Valentina, just in case she is a burglar. They did not and thus proved that they have a sense of humour. I was also impressed by their efficiency in being helpful.

 

There is nothing on the cultural scene for tonight as yet, although I may yet find that some concert, of which there are dozens being advertised in ticket shops around the streets, will be our place of entertainment tonight. But I do know that for tomorrow Tuesday) evening we have tickets to the circus (or at least to one of the several circuses in SPb). After that, we only have tickets for The Merry Widow on Thursday next!

 

May well you ask how I can afford this type of sybaritic life, especially as I insist on paying for Valentina’s ticket  also. Her tickets cost between US $2.00 and $4.00, while mine have gone as expensive as $20 for Prince Igor. We sat in the first row of the balcony, next door to the box where the Tsar/Stalin/Gorbachev or Putin would sit, so we were not exactly roughing it! They do fleece us foreigners! While the program in Russian costs 7 rubles, the same in English costs R70 or about US$2.20! How they can mount such splendid productions defies my imagination.

 

Stick around, there will be more.

 

PS:  I am unable to upload my photos to my site on the Internet on the rather slow connection we were able to arrange. Please wait until I advise otherwise.

 

St Petersburg, 2nd June 2003.   Yesterday was a clear sunny day in Saint Petersburg, except that it was freezing cold. It seemed as if there would be something wrong as summer has eluded us. Maybe it is a problem in translation, but 21st June is supposed to be the official start of summer here and in any case I am told that the Gulf Stream makes SPb weather much warmer than anywhere else. Even the winter weather of Sydney was much much more civilized, at least according to the Sydney Morning Herald, whose website contributes to my staying aware of what may be happening in Oz.

 

Notwithstanding the cold day we braved the walk of some 300 meters to the Metro Station, where once you manipulate the heavy swinging doors (no mean feat for people at their strongest !) the temperature is much m

 

ore clement, using the body heat of the multitude of travelers. Is it realized that people are exploited for their heat output even in this system of democracy?

 

We were on our way to the Stroganoff Palace on the main boulevard and not far from the usual one stop from our station. The name of this palace is easy to spell due to it being the name of a dish invented by the Count’s chef and appropriated by the noble man as if he would have invented it. The Palace used to be green, but in honour of the tercentenary became pink. It is now part of the Russian Museum, but some parts of it are still used for other purposes and in the courtyard there is a demountable glass building used as restaurant.

 

That part of the building which was restored is magnificent. One of the rooms has a wall of mirrors, all have parquet floorings with inlaid flowers and decorations, paintings and in the middle of the rooms glass cases in which, on this occasion the porcelain work of a Moscow porcelain factory were displayed. As it happens, that factory was founded in the early 18th Century by the Englishman James Gardner and it still is producing both fine china and also ornamental statuettes as are some of well-known English factories to this days.

 

The rooms were strictly observed by the eagle eyes of the ladies who are employed as guides and who would have nervous breakdowns at the mere sight of a camera, but who are not at all disturbed by some heavy boots ruining the exquisite inlaid timber floors. Strange that you are allowed to photograph the priceless treasures in the Hermitage, where flash photos will damage the oil paintings, but to photograph the chandeliers or the porcelain sets of crockery is a big Nyet in this part of the Museum’s annex.

 

It was time for a coffee break and we visited an elegant café-cake shop along the lines of the Gerbaud of Budapest. It was interesting to observe the well dressed and groomed ladies having a leisurely chat while consuming delicious cakes.

 

Perhaps at this stage it will be interesting to say a few words about women in SPb especially as the accepted view of the Russian women is what we used to see of heavy ladies wearing heavy weatherproof garments cleaning the streets or carrying bricks. Nothing could be further from the truth. Girls are dressed fashionably and they seem to be just as romantically inclined as their Parisian counterparts, cuddling and kissing their boyfriends. They are not only nicely dressed, but some are also beautiful and have figures which would belong into magazines. I have also observed what large proportion of the girls are tall, in fact often they are having to be accompanied by men of lesser stature. Amongst the young, black seemed to be the colour, but some girls are not shy in wearing lively outfits. The cold snap has not made the girls wear shapeless overcoats, it seems they are prepared to sacrifice comfort in exchange of being attractive. And they are as attractive as any.  

 

Walking around the Hermitage we saw a wedding party on bicycles. I made some photos and wished them good luck. I also observed a police car speeding along the Palace Square, pulling up and two police officers and a civilian exiting the car, leaving the door open. I thought they may have been chasing someone, but instead the two uniformed men posed in front of the iron gate to the Hermitage and being photographed by the civilian. Never to miss an opportunity I planted myself between them, they smiled and Valentina photographed me being surrounded by photogenic cops.

 

Quite a change from the policemen at Tiananmen Square in Beijing who would not allow their photos to be taken.

 

 

St Petersburg, 3rd June 2003   The first museum in St. Petersburg was established by Peter the Great, whose cloth suggests that he was indeed a great man, having reached a height of seven feet. Whether he wore a shoe or was in stockinged feet I cannot say, but the museum he established is still there although in a different location, but retaining the original German name of Kunstkammer. His tools which he used to build boats and the medical and dental instruments used by him to extract teeth from his noblemen and inflict on them his practical skills as a surgeon are still to be seen, as also some bottles containing gruesome examples of misshapen embryos and babies, not to mention two headed calves or skeletons of giants, he used to employ as curiosities in his court.

 

We visited it in the morning on an island of the Neva and walked back into the City for lunch in a small restaurant. The food was excellent and its presentation had nothing to be shy about, it would have been equal to any other in any city. I was impressed. The cost was about 2/3rd of what it would have been in Sydney. My only beef was about the fact that, having sent in Valentina to check on the restaurant I followed sometimes later, when the waitress asked her if “Is grandpa looking for you?” Luckily for the waitress I was told this after we left the restaurant!

 

Late in the afternoon we left for the Circus. This is located in the City in a permanent building built for circus performances in the round. Entering the foyer it could be seen that no opportunity will be lost to

 

make the parents pay for everything the kiddies might desire as there were several tables set up to sell flashing toys, clown’s  noses etc. As we moved in, we saw the circus people leading horses with children riding on them for a fee of 50 rubbles (AU $ 2.50), while their parents were furiously photographing the little darlings. In the interval (and also after the show) the horses reappeared for rides, but in the foyer also a horse, a monkey, several circus people in their costumes were available for a fee to be photographed by a professional photographer, with the pictures ready to be picked up at the end of the performance.

 

It will not surprise you if I say that the performance was excellent. Generally speaking I am yet to see any costume at any performance in any of the branches of art which are not sparkling clean, colourful and usually sumptuous. The various acts, whether juggling or an act with bears and wildcats, trapeze artists or people riding horses upright or under them, standing on the feet or on their heads, a couple changed their costumes in the blink of the eye and kept doing so for dozens of new outfits, they were all sensational and while I did not have a laughing fit watching the clowns, the audience certainly did and I joined them in appreciating the dancers who did their routines in between the acts. I was always a great fan of the circus, having last been about 40 years ago, but if in Russia one must see at least one circus performance.

 

Leaving the circus for the bright streets (after all it was only 10 PM) we had another laugh with Valentina at the expense of some Russian custom as we and about 2000 other circus audience tried to leave the place. What I am going to explain is really a fact and difficult to understand, although Valentina assures me that in 1930 a French writer has attempted to explain what causes it. In the case of the circus there were, like everywhere else and due to the extreme harshness of the winter, two sets of doors. To cater for a building such as we were in last night, there were three sets of double doors followed about 2 meters away with another set of 3 double doors. Need I tell you that only 1 half door was open, which allowed at most two people to squeeze through. Once this was negotiated, the other half door, not in a direct line to the previous door had to be squeezed through before the wide open spaces of the street were reached. Why all the double doors could not be opened so that at the same time about 12 people could exit, I will never understand, but as Valentina would say: “Zis iss Rrusssha!”

 

Generally speaking there is a fetish about doors here. Most of them are heavy and require the strength of Peter the Great to push open against a heavy spring which shuts it tight to test the next one, most are openable both ways so that sometimes you need to work against the person, who is also trying to push it open, but mostly they are shut, as was the case of the Metro doors when we tried to enter on our way home. Why? I certainly could not guess, but I was told that the escalators on that entrance of the station might be out of action. So we walked for a while and entered through the other entrance of the same station. That the entrances were some 500 meters apart must suggest to the uninitiated that the size of these stations are enormous and indeed they are and they are also very deep due to the marsh on which SPb was built. One escalator which I timed goes about 1/3rd or ½ faster than escalator in Australia and yet it takes 2 ½ minutes to reach the end. Sometimes when you need to change another escalator is needed for another 1-1 ½ minute ride!

 

Would you believe that we have no cultural engagements for tonight? Not even a circus. But Thursday we are seeing the Merry Widow or more to the point Vesyoloya Vdova. I will never understand what went wrong at Babel, having all these languages. Oh well, life was not meant to be easy.

 

 

St Petersburg, 4th June 2003  We had no intention going anywhere, but on the spur of the moment we set off for the Mussorgsky Theatre where Gounod’s Faust was to be performed. I thought that it was advertised on the Internet as a ballet, but Valentina with her opera knowledge assured me that while there is a lot of ballet in it, it is classified as an opera. Having seen Faust in Sydney some time ago I did not argue (in matters of performing art, not to mention in computer operation, her knowledge is much superior to mine) but I could not remember any dancing in the SOH production.

 

 

The Faust I saw in Sydney was different. It moved me, especially a scene when the wounded soldiers were returning from war and some of the wives could not find their husbands amongst them. There was certainly no ballet and in the Russian version the Rakoczy March was missing. If you are asking me which version was better, I would say that both were first class, but the SPb performance was unbelievably so.

 

What was so marvellous? The singers were superb. Mephistoteles had a rich voice and an energy filled performance Russell Crowe would have been proud of. Margarita was sung by a beautiful young girl (what happens to non-beautiful, elderly 40 years old singers in Russia?) with a voice which was almost untrue and also an acting ability. The other parts also, especially a young baritone who dies on stage in a scene almost unforgettable. Faust had a wonderful tenor voice, strong, yet gentle. The chorus, with beautiful sound and directed in a manner as to make them part of the spectacle and not part of the scenery (about which more later). I would be surprised to hear from music historians that the ballet portion was envisaged by Gounod, but even if it was an addition, it was spectacular. I will never forget the primadonna taking a flying leap at her  two male partners and lending in a split position in their waiting arms. Classical acrobatics at its best!

 

The scenery needs to be described by people who know how it was done. I was watching and marvelling at the ingenuity of it all. Imagine a five stories high mirror suspended at an angle at the rear of a stage. By the way, the stage is only slightly shorter than the 6 stories high auditorium and its width is the same, in other words very wide! The scenery was the mirror showing the floor of the stage onto which from above the desired background was optically projected. If the action took place outside and trees and a house was to be seen, it was projected onto the floor of the stage and reflected in the mirror as a background. To change scenery it seemed that a carpet was being rolled back, except in one scene the soprano lying there was also pulled back on a non existent carpet. The mirrors were not the only feature of the scenery. One part of the mirror allowed a platform to be moved onto the stage and at times the mirror was back lit to reveal a singer to appear as a ghost or being real.

 

To top it all, what seemed as wrought iron gates and cathedral wings appeared on the stage to indicate a minimal but highly successful addition to enable the audience to realise where the action is taking place. I have certainly never seen anything like it and I wonder if I ever will.

 

What else can one say? That it is almost unbelievable that productions of such quality can be put on when the cost of tickets (for Russians at any rate) are almost ridiculous. Or that tomorrow an equally impressive performance of Aida or Tosca will be mounted with a nonchalance of naturalness? At what stage will the Maly (the small) Theatre be as well known outside Russia as are lesser known places for Opera worshippers. My two nights at the Metropolitan in New York were nowhere the quality of what we experienced last night, even tho’ Pavarotti’s presence in Turandot was compensating for the garishness of the Italian designer’s scenery.

 

While at the Mussorgsky we visited their museum with some mementoes of olden days and their various appearances in USA and Italy and at the Edinburgh Festival. We also had some laughs about the same architect who designed the rented flat and my parent’s house in Budapest having had a helping hand in designing the staircases in the theatre. I photographed the inter twining stairs, but no amount of explanation or illustration can recreate the complications. For instance, to go to our seats we first had to go up to the level where the snack bar is located, then descend and having reached the bottom of the stairs take a sharp turn and go up a different set of stairs to reach the same level where you were a few minutes ago, but were unable to go unless you go through the motions. This country is not for the unfirm. If you cannot walk up and down steps or walk to other entrances of Metro Stations, stay at home and watch TV, seems to be the dictum.

 

Valentina liked this Faust, but suggests that we try and see the Queen of Spades which she considers even better. I am game, but looking forward to a Russian interpretation of  Lehar’s Merry Widow tonight. Btw I was really sorry not to understand Russian last night. Every syllable of every singer could be heard clear as bell, something which is not the feature of operas sung in their original language. Next week we are seeing the four parts of Wagner’s Ring. I wonder if it will be sung in the original German and if I will understand it.

 

Stick with me if you want to know how “Vilja, oh Vilja” sounds in Russian!

 

St Petersburg – 7th June 2003.     I can now answer the question posed at the end of my previous trip report: Vilja oh Vilja sounds exactly the same in Russian as it does in German, Hungarian or English. Only what follows is different. However the performance, although I did not understand a word, was fresh, well appointed and the various actresses had beautiful voices and were as beautiful as any I have seen in that role and that includes Dame Joan Sutherland. I am of course referring more to the sound than the view!

 

Today we had a fairly busy program, so much so that for the first time since arriving I missed out on my afternoon snooze. Valentina received a phone call this morning asking what is to happen with her pay and to avoid it being placed into the safe we went to collect it. Once it became known that I tagged along, her colleagues found some biscuits, a bottle of wine was opened, coffee cups were laid on the table and a plate with fruits prepared. Valentina bought a cake on our way as our contribution and her boss and the other two who shares her room sat down for an hour or so of chat with intervals of showing their family pictures displayed on the computer screen.

 

It was interesting to note that amongst other subject we entered into a discussion on the various productions of Gounod’s Faust in various cities and on my complaint that the Rakoczy March was left out of the marvellous SPb production I was assured that the Moscow performance has used that part of Gounod’s music. I had to ask if all of them are music lovers and so it turned out. Later I told Valentina that while I thought she was well versed in matters musical, it seems that she is just average as it seems that most of the Russian people are keen on their art. No wonder that the programs of SPb take up some pages in the newspapers.

 

On our way from her office we called in on a small café, where we had lunch. It was one of the nicest little places one could imagine, with its equipment gleaming, brand new vary tasteful furniture, waitresses in uniform, etc. Surprising in a suburban place, but showing how things will develop during the years if not months to come.

 

Next we called in to a brand new computer shop, occupying at least two floors. It would have made any city proud to have such a well appointed shop. However when I photographed the line of at least 36 – 40 monitors on show, security guard came up to me wagging his finger and stopped me photographing. Quite understandable since computer monitors are probably a State Secret but even if they are not, it does pay to be cautious as people are still a bit suspicious and work on the principle that if not expressly permitted, it must be forbidden. However, the young man was quite pleasant about it, but not the uniformed lady in the Metro Station who has noticed that I am going to photograph a bronze plaque where Tovarish Lenin was featured. She just about had a seizure as she screamed at me with frequent use of the Nyet, known from the Khrushchev and Brezhnev period. She was as red as a beetroot and no doubt would have had a stroke had I not put away my camera.

 

I will have something more to say about the Metro and my favourite subject about the disappearing doors, but I have to tell youse all about our evening’s entertainment. It happened that we have nothing planned for the evening so after having had a cake (of the type which makes you thinner, the more you eat!) we picked up a free English language  paper and decided to attend a concert. For reasons which I did understand it had something to do with Pushkin, whose birthday was today and Mozart and Salieri. It appears that Pushkin w

 

rote a poem about these two and accused Salieri in poisoning Mozart. So two actors took it in turn to lecture us on Mozart an Salieri, after a 20 minute dissertation by the conductor of the concert, while the orchestra sat listening to it all on the stage.

 

At last a piece from each of these composers was played by the about 120 people of the orchestra and in the second half a choir of about 150 and a boys choir of about 60 joined them for a rendition of Mozart’s Requiem. The power of the orchestra and the choir needs to be experienced. Every now and then the two actors stepped forward to recite the poem mentioned above while the music stopped or else they joined the action. Not to be forgotten, I have to mention the four soloists and the violinist who entered the stage wearing his black glasses to give a short solo of a child’s ditty.

 

Although I did not understood a word, the music was exciting and I became emotionally involved, realising how my late music loving wife would have loved to have been there and would have enjoyed the great music and the fantastic performance. The audience certainly agreed with me and appreciated the performers and as is customary in Russia individual members of the audience came up to present their flowers to their favourite artists.

 

I just need to add some simple mathematics. Our two tickets cost 100 rubbles which equals exactly  AU $5.00 or US $3.35. There were about 800 people in the audience, so the total would have been AU $4000 for the evening. We had an orchestra of 120, 2 actors, a conductor and 4 soloists. If they received equal share they would have received AU $31.75 each or US$ 20.95. Not a penny would have been left to pay for the hire of the building, the usherettes, the electricity, the cleaning, etc. etc. Not a penny for the choir, for the dry cleaning of their uniform outfits, nor a penny towards the dinner jackets of the grown up or boys choir.

 

I also need to add, that every member of the orchestra wore white tie and tails, the choir wore either a caftan by the ladies or dinner jackets. They were clean, ironed and smart and their voices were brilliant and their sound exciting. How do they do it?

 

St Petersburg – 8th June 2003.    The day started with Oleg Krasavin (Valentina’s 20 year old son) arriving with a few computer programs, electrical adaptors and even some English language VCR tapes. He had some pancakes his mother whipped up and which I also partook on this day of gargantuan meals, it was a good start. We were picked up by Sacha (the driver) and he was to take us to Lake Ladoga and Sacha (the friend) and her family.

 

The Lake has an important relationship with the history of Leningrad as it then was during WWII. You may or may not realise that Leningrad was surrounded by German forces and was besieged for almost 900 days, during which its civilian population was reduced from some 3 million to 750,000 due to death by starvation, illnesses and to a limited degree by the direct effect of the daily bombing raids and cannon fire. Only a limited number of people, mainly children were evacuated by the trucks which entered into the surrounded areas through the frozen Lake Ladoga to bring in food and ammunition through a road named the “Road of Life”, which in many instances became the graves of trucks as they fell into the holes made in the ice by bombing raids.

 

As we travelled towards the lake the road was marked by slabs of marble showing the Soviet Star or the Hammer & Sickle every kilometre apart and a number of memorials listing the names and resting places of Russian soldiers who lost their lives in the battle to keep the road out of Leningrad open for their only contact with their hinterland. After the 39th km. marker we reached an arch the apogee of which was broken to show the breaking of the blockage and in a simple and most artistic way underneath this the wheel marks of trucks were set in concrete showing the place where they entered the frozen surface of the lake, on which the trucks had to travel another 140 kms before they reached Russian territory.

 

A marble slab extolling the people not to forget the Siege of Leningrad had some fresh flowers and the only other reminder of the Great Patriotic War was a single anti aircraft gun sitting forlorn nearby for the past 60 or 62 years. As always the Russian memorials to their War was simple, emotional and moving.

 

We were greeted in front of the house where they live by Jora (Georgey) Pashenko, husband of Sacha (Alexandra) and their three boys: Kostya 18 (Konstantin), Zenya 15 (Evgeniy), Valera 8 (Valery). I can also tell you the ages of the parents, especially the father who was 48 on that day and whose birthday lunch commenced at about 1 pm and continued without interruption by the others until 7 pm. (I must confess withdrawing into the boys bedroom for 30 minutes for a refreshing sleep.)

 

And now to the background of this, according to Valya (Valentina), “rich” family is that Sacha studied electronic engineering with her and at 21 married Georgy, who at that time was a KGB officer, who served in the ill fated Afghanistan war. Eventually and before he retired he became a colonel and is still receiving a good pension, while he is now working in some sort of security business which abound in Russia to augment the police. (I did not wish to probe too far into either his background or his present, although I feel certain that he would have been quite prepared to answer most of my questions.) Sacha (of course) also works. The man and two of the boys of the house hold leave home at 6 AM, while she goes with the 8 year old to the school were she teaches. He goes home on his own and Sacha stays to teach grown ups on subjects including computer usage and gets home at around 9 PM.

 

When does she cook? As she explained to me she prepares food for two or three days and does so between 6 am and when she leaves for work. All of her boys (absolutely gorgeous looking and friendly, well mannered boys) can cook and I admired their ways of taking out photo albums to show Valentina and me and afterwards immediately replacing them. Indeed not a thing was out of place when we arrived and when we left it was as if there would not have been non-stop feasting for the whole of the afternoon, during some of which time the boys were in their room with Oleg, playing games and using their 2 computers.

 

So why are they rich? They have a big flat, namely a room for the boys, where they have a settee and two armchairs, each of which converts to beds at night. They have another room which is the equivalent to a sitting/dining/TV room. The semiround corner settee here converts to a double and a single bed. And finally the parents have the luxury of a bedroom and there reposes a sign of their richness, a bed which is just a bed and need not double up as a seating facility. They also have a brand new Volga car, the dream of Georgey, as Sacha referred to the car they bought just days ago, using their combined savings, but which I could not see as it was garaged too far away from the flat! Also they have two TV sets, two VCR’s, two computers, a piano (which the 8 year old proudly played for us as well as showing off his paintings in the staircase of the house) a bicycle stored on the balcony, a kitchen large enough for a table and some chairs and enough for the parents to attend a concert or play at least once a week in St Petersburg’s centre, about 25 kms away. 

 

Sitting down for lunch we started with vodka, continued with champagne and wine (Tokaj which we bought along). We also used some brandy type liqueur we had to use in our coffee after lunch and there were many other drinks on offer, which I certainly declined. There was another friend there and the two guys finished off a ½ bottle of vodka, with some help from me, without any of us being affected by the beverages. I cannot say the same about the food, which came in an uninterrupted stream throughout the afternoon, brought in by Sacha, a most vivacious lady very much in love with her 4 men, who never stopped talking, telling stories, laughing and did a good job of it all, mostly in Russian but with some English directed towards their guest. The boys and their father also had varying degrees of English, with the eldest boy telling us a story of how they tried to write a protest letter about an ecology related issue to the various authorities without any result other than being advised to cease their arguing or else they will have certain difficulties, which they read as being death threats. Needless to say I was astounded at their story, confirmed by the parents, who were encouraging their son to protest in what now should be a democratic country, but is still run by corrupt politicians at various levels.

 

We came home by bus, changed to Metro and another line of Metro before getting home after a most interesting day in the company of an interesting family.   

 

 

St Petersburg – 9th June 2003.   I am sure that you all have heard of Lenin, but did you know that he took up residence in the home of a ballet dancer, the former girl friend of Tsar Nicholas II ? Oh, you did? Well maybe you did not know that his office was on the first floor of this large mansion in the only room which had a small terrace, so that he could step out and make speeches for and at the people whenever they gathered under his window. What you certainly did not know was that he had a small desk only and had it not been for a rope surrounding it,  I could have touched it. It probably would have sent off an alarm, which Valentina was successful in doing while gesticulating in an other area of the building. I may add that no one took the slightest notice and after a while the noise abated, but not Valentina’s embarrassment.

 

The ballet dancer’s former love nest is now the Museum of Political History and it is quite extensive. There was the ballet dancer’s mansion and in the next garden an identical building mirroring her’s. The Soviet Government after the war built a building between the two to connect them and that houses the now enlarged museum in which the true position of Stalin and his many victims is now shown. Horror of horrors, even Leon Trotsky is shown and in a more important place in the pecking order than J. V. Stalin. (A very sweet hand written note from Stalin to one of his henchman (no doubt shot later) shows that Stalin had a sense of humour and also that he took the way of all good Russians and exchanged “blat”, a form of  “I scratch your back and I will expect you to do mine”. The note accompanied a fish sent by him, on behalf of God (he said), and hinted that he will appreciate his assistance at a later date.

 

 

The Museum was full of facts, photos, relics and personal items of  some of the political figures. Most of those who emerged as Soviet politicians in the Revolution after 1917 were flourishing in the ’20s and shot in the ‘30s. If they survived the purges, they fought in the Great Patriotic War and if they survived that, they managed to get themselves purged in the 50’s or just escaped due to the death of Stalin, the greatest person who ever lived on this Earth. This is not exactly the present view, but it crtainly was just before he died and was exposed by Khrushchev in 1985 to an unbelieving population.

 

Visiting any of these museums is most interesting, but it has its drawbacks. Every room (actually the size of these rooms in these palaces and mansions would suggest that they be called halls) has it’s lady guarding the contents and the rooms with loving care. Every one of these ladies is immensely proud of the relics she guards and dislikes you leaving her room for another before receiving a verbal lecture not only what the room might contain, but also some stories past and present. Thus one lady, with an excellent knowledge of English which she learnt without ever having been outside her city, apologised profusely that the little cards affixed to the exhibits in Russian and English are insufficient and augmented them with her own commentary, while another lady in Lenin’s study told with great hilarity but in Russian the story of someone having dressed up as Lenin and giving a serious interview to some visitors and cameramen a few days earlier.

 

After another nice luncheon in a café (a meal with pork schnitzel, potatoes, vegies, beer, cake, coffee at about AU$ 5 each, nicely served) we walked towards the Aurora a ship built in 1900, which has served from the Japan wars right up to WWII. However it’s claim to fame was the famous gunshot signal for one of the many revolutions which originated in St Petersburg agai

 

nst the Tsar. Of course we wished to board and see whatever was to see, but the way was barred by a chain and a young sailor. Valentina decided that a 10, maximum 20 rubble bribery will allow us to board, but the sailor suggested that 200 might just do the trick. So we paid the money in full view of the other hopefuls and the chain was opened for us and another couple, whose contribution to the Sailor’s Benefit Fund I do not know. At the top of the gangway we were met by another young sailor, who seemed to be our tour guide. Unfortunately there was nothing but the ship to see, no museum, no descending into the bowels of the ship, just a conducted tour by a sailor who was doing his 3 years of national service and who was making a bit of money on this Sunday afternoon. 

 

We have to find a dentist for me today (one of my oft repaired teeth just fell apart, luckily causing no pain),  no doubt Valentina will have some sightseeing plans to fulfil, and who knows an opera or concert in the evening. Of course I am only mention evening for you people, for us and the other 4 ½ millions in SPb it is the White Night, meaning that there is very little difference in the lumens supplied by the sky at 11 am or pm.

 

 

PS. (Pre Script)   (This epistle is not to be read by Russian readers as I do not wish to hurt the feelings of a nation, which is the only one showing respect to an ancient guy like me. For your information, it is a regular occurrence that people offer their seats in public transports to venerable gentlemen like me, who is highly embarrassed by such actions.)

 

Some years ago when Hungary was still part of the Soviet block, one lucky Hungarian won a price and was able to travel to the USSR. His anxious family asked him to write the true story of the Soviet Paradise and he promised to do so adding, that if he writes something in red ink it will mean that the opposite is true. Some days after his arrival he wrote his first letter, extolling the virtues of the Soviet system, the standard of living which he described as being very high indeed, the food, the excellent service in the luxurious hotels throughout the country. He only complained about the luck of red ink availability.

 

It occurs to me that I am unable to write about the abundances of public toilets in red ink, so I must admit that the best idea is to either bring red ink or portable toilets with you. My suggestion is prompted by my having had to walk about a kilometre from a place which is one of the tourist attractions back to another tourist attraction, in front of which were two portable toilets, the type which are used on building sites, with a little lady outside, who owned or supervised the use of the establishment. The use of one of this was undoubtedly the low point of my Saint Petersburg visit upto date and I cannot imagine a situation which should surpass this, although I still have a fortnight here.

 

I only mention this as I was astonished to find that the Metro stations do not have any toilet facilities and when I questioned Valentina on the subject she told me that people who wish to use a toilet should visit a restaurant or bar or café for such purpose. One lives and learns.

 

Another phenomena I can report on is the quaint habit of certain entrances to the excellent Metro system being blocked, so that people need to use another entrance. This would not be too bad, except that the other entrance is about ½ a kilometre away and there is no guarantee that that entrance is open. As someone who comes from the Lucky Country I should not be mentioning this, but I am not the only one who noticed it. Discussing this in the presence of Valentina’s boss-lady or “my chief” as she is called it turned out that she experienced this so many times that she wrote to various people about it and she received nothing but acknowledgements. Seeing that she needs to spend an extra 15 minutes, sometimes in temperatures of minus 20 degrees C, in snow, wind and icy streets to go to another entrance which might be open to lead to the same Metro train, this is no laughing matter to her, but the authorities see nothing wrong with this method of crowd control. To me it is simply unbelievable that they wish to do this. Do they really think that if they make it difficult to those wishing to get to their offices, they will give up and will go home for the day and thus reduce the congestion on the Metro system?

 

Incidentally, while the locals are outraged about these matters, they are not too keen to admit it to outsiders like me and while seething inside they treat it as a big joke. That they accept it without being surprised is something I observed when confronted with locked doors. Valentina also, just turned around and set out to go towards another station entrance, but had to agree that locking entrance doors is idiotic and does not solve congestion, but simply adds to the frustrations of a much suffering public, which is patient, although known to rebel. (See history books on the revolution of 1917).

 

The matter of one door open I have already mentioned, I think. It is one for constant amusement for V and me to find that masses of people are forced to go through one narrow door, while the other half of the swinging door is locked. Once you are pushed through that first obstacle there usually is an area before encountering another single door, the other half of which is similarly locked. Need I say that these two partially opened doors are not in line, necessitating a right angle turn before being squeezed through the second set of half opened door? I need to add, that I have never seen a theatre or the circus or any of the palaces with less than two, but mostly more double doors, but it is a universal rule of the land that no more than half of one these, rain or shine, is to be opened irrespective of the crowds wishing to exit. If two doors are in existence, they open just 25%, but where four double doors exist the opening is just 1/8th of what was envisaged by the architect. I am being told that maybe the people wish to keep the warmth inside, but seeing that it is summer it is more likely that those in charge of doors are reluctant to break the tradition of “one door only”.

 

With all my niggly criticisms I am a great believer that this nation, in spite of the apparent stupidity of doors, Metro entrances, etc. is destined to become along with the Chinese leaders in the future. Just look at how quickly the Chinese mastered the production techniques when given a chance and look at the tremendous steps Russia has taken during the past 10 years in changing their system and their outlook. That they still concentrate on their culture and high educational standards, the upkeep of their rich and also tragic past augurs well for the future, in the humble opinion of this humble observer.

 

St Petersburg – 9th June 2003   We started the day with finding a dentist and in our street there was one not too far away. He actually was in the street waiting for his next appointment, who was late, so he came in, washed his hands and explained to Valentina that the remnant of my teeth ought to be “eliminated” and he will implant a permanent replacement. He threw his arms into the air when I protested, but relented and made some adjustment so that my tongue was not being torn by the sharp edge of my teeth. He would not want any money, but finally accepted 100 rubbles (US $ 3.30) for his work.

 

Having fulfilled this important part of our agenda we made our way to where the boats leave on tours of the canals which made SPb the Venice of the North. These canals are, amongst some palaces, the Hermitage and other beautiful buildings the cause for SPb’s claim to fame. As the weather was not too hot we chose a closed boat and found that the charge of foreigner’s was exactly double to the Russian passengers. Fair enough, but we expected a multi language commentary, at least. This is not what happened and Valentina and I fumed all the way through the Russian commentary of the lady who never let up on her amplified text.  Nevertheless I gathered that there are some 600 bridges across the various canals and quite a few of them date from the days of Peter the Great.

 

On arriving back at our starting point I approached the lady, who could not speak English, so Valentina translated for me and I set the question to her as to what did I receive extra for the double price I was charged at AU $15 or US$10. She told us that this is how it is in every other country, to which my answer would have been a quick exclamation of “Bullshit” but in Valentina’s translation became a more gentle “This is not so” and as witness to which some French tourists were invited to become involved. On being asked by some onlookers, who became committee members embroiled in the meeting  as to what her foreign visitor expected for the extra money and on being told that I would have expected a multi language commentary, Valentina was told that visitors to Russia should learn Russian before they come here. On this gem of information and advice we adjourned the meeting and visited a nearby café for an adequate lunch, following which Valentina purchased the missing lens of her contact lens’ and we visited another of those huge shopping areas, where a large number of shops congregate through two or more avenues inside blocks of buildings which reach from one street to another.

 

The shops are individuals shops along lines and we have never seen any body doing any buying of merchandise, which is displayed most attractively in great abundance. There are a large amount of security guards, usually dressed like Rambo or Arthur Schwarzenegger (these two might be the same?) and they outnumber even those who came along just to look but not to buy.  I did break the rules and I did buy a few things, which Valentina carried in her plastic bag, which is usually hidden in her handbag until it comes out to carry whatever she may have bought. Very sensibly, if you buy something you are being charged for your plastic bag and thus there is less disposable rubbish.

 

We visited a small ticket agency and there bought tickets to a performance of the Male Choir of St Petersburg in the Cathedral of the Peter & Paul Fortress, where a number of Tsars, including Tsar Nicholas II murdered by the Communists are now buried. I must photograph one of these tiny ticket agency shops, where every available wall space is taken up by placards showing the huge number of shows of all types and a tiny window beyond which sits a lady selling tickets for anywhere and for anytime. Furthermore I must photograph it at a time when Valentina is bent into half to be able to speak to the lady, otherwise hidden from the site of her clients.

 

After my regular afternoon snooze, while Valentina has her daily conversation with her parents, children and sundry friends and relations, checks her emails and irons my shirts, underwear and sox, we set out for the island where the Fortress is and where we sat ourselves in the front row of the Cathedral awaiting the arrival of the choir. There were 18 of them between the ages of about 30 and 70, all in white tie and tails. Further statistics are that 7 of them were soloists during one or more times during the evening and only 4 of the 18 middle aged men needed glasses to read their music. It was be the carrots they ate when young, but owing to some periods when residents of SPb were less than well supplied with food, it would be advisable to look for other reasons. But I digress.

 

The 90 minute program was chosen from Church music composed for choirs and this lot has certainly made a fine job of it. Especially the deep bass was pleasing for me, - I simply cannot imagine Russian music without a bass voice and last night gave a preponderance of this along with one particularly fine tenor soloist. One of the singers looked almost the smitten image of Tsar Nicholas II. The performance was well worth a visit to this place, even ‘though it rained and the Metro is located about 2 kilometres from the Cathedral.

 

It is 8:30 am on Tuesday and I better wake Ms Krasavina and suggest that we have breakfast. She has been up already once to make coffee, drink it and disappear under the blanket or rather under a doona. Like someone who is used to cold weather, she disappears completely under a doona and not even her head would betray her presence in the bed.

 

 

 

St Petersburg – 10th June 2003   And an interesting day was had by all. Draw up a chair in front of the fire, sit yourself down and hear my tale.

 

We decided to visit the Hermitage this morning. It was a nice summer’s day (St Petersburg style, only two degrees cooler than in Sydney’s nice winter’s day) and we walked towards the trolley bus stop. On our way I was surrounded by a bunch of gipsy kids begging and when their mother holding a bundle of whatever might have been in her arms turned onto me as well, I decided to push hard and lashed out with my furled umbrella. A few step behind me was Valentina, who received the full attention of the kids and had the zip on her handbag opened, before she too has gotten rid of her assailants.

 

We considered ourselves lucky and on arriving to the bus stop I took out some money for the bus fare, noted how much money I had left put back my valet in my rear pocket, buttoned up same and patted it as I went to board the bus. No sooner did I make it onto the bus I noticed that my valet was gone and I started to shout at the person who was behind me as we boarded and who was without any doubt the pick pocket. He answered in bad English: “What you want?” and in the crowded bus I shouted to Valentina that my money is gone and she should get the bus to stop. She in turn spoke to the conductress, who did not understand what stopping the bus would achieve. In the mean time the swarthy man I suspected to be my crook moved to the front of the crowded bus and was observing me and Valentina from there while another guy standing beside me started to offer to pay for our ticket and was most solicitous about the loss of my valet. He also told me that he saw two gipsy kids at the bus stop and that I must be very careful because there are lots of bad people about. At the same time he paid his ticket from a bundle of money I estimated to be at least 10,000 rubbles or $300, an enormous amount of money being flashed around in a crowded bus, where the ticket would have cost him 6 rubbles at the most. We alighted at the next stop as did he and of course my pick pocket suspect disappeared through the front door.

 

After finally finding out in a jewellery shop where the nearest police station was we set out for it. In a run down building we found a room with two bored young women, one of whom sat of the desk while the other on the only chair. They started too listen to Valentina’s question but waved her towards the next building, where we did find the place in a similarly run down building and in a place off a courtyard. Behind a window sat two cops and at navel level there was a small slot through which a slim envelope would have been possible to pass. She bent herself double and shouted in her story and she was invited in to a wall map where she was able to show the location of where the bus stop, where the crime was committed was. One could see the relief on the face of the policemen when they explained with the required disdain that she is not at the correct police station.

 

We set out towards the next place. Both of us carrying our umbrellas and trying to avoid the potholes in the pavement where the water was accumulating. With every drop of rain off the roofs coming out at intervals of not more than 10 meters through 8 inch pipes onto a veritable rivulet across the pavement it was not easy to avoid getting your feet wet, but by now Valentina was silently shedding a few tears due to her shame that this should have happened in her country. I tried to assure her that other countries are just as efficient in providing pick pockets, but also some provide more friendly cops. However it was much later in the day when I was thinking that I too should be shedding a few tears, - it was early days as regards our Calvary of trying nothing else but reporting the loss of a valet.

 

It was getting too wet to walk and when Valentina confessed that the place we are walking towards might be quite far, that I suggested that we get a taxi. There was a car with a sign on top on it parked at the side of the road, with a driver and I suggested that she should speak to him. He responded and we set off for a journey of about 5 km where the driver found the police station purely by noting a number of police cars parked haphazardly in a lane way.  We entered and after a somewhat aimless wandering saw a uniformed man in a little room, who without even looking up at us waved us on. The doors along the corridor, equally as dangerous, due to the loose linoleum covering as the pavements, stated what lies behind them and finally Valentina thought that Door No. 72 displayed a description which might have fitted in with our purpose.

 

However the door was locked and no amount of knocking would change that, so she went for a bit of a wander to find a living person (other than the waver on officer) in the building. While she was away a young man in civilian arrived unlocked the door of No. 72 and went in. On Valentina’s return I told her that our man arrived and after respectfully knocking we entered his office. He sat there with a string and some sort of medallion, trying to make the string and medallion into a single unit and never have I seen a guy less interested in his visitors than him. He carefully avoided moving his head towards us and while he must have heard a woman’s voice and knew that someone else was in the room (me) he never looked up or towards us and he never once addressed either of us.

 

After a while I got fed up and with as much strengths as was possible for maximum noise threw my folded umbrella on a table in the corner of the miserable room, where the nicest thing to see was a girlie calendar and an aquarium with a tortoise. Even this did not wake him up, but suddenly with a movement that indicated that the young man was actually alive, he put down his string and medallion, found a piece of paper and pen and started to draw on it. From where I was standing I noted that he was drawing a map of a square, with roads leading into the square or round about and after a while, min a minimum of wasted words and considerable disdain pushed his map towards his visitor who pointed at one of the streets to indicate where the bus top was located, at the sight of which this sample of intelligence, charm and advertisement to the finest of the police force took another piece of paper, but for reasons of economy and even smaller piece, wrote something on it and without wasting another word handed it to Valentine and immediately resumed his stringing operations.

 

Realising that we are yet to visit another police station I followed her down to the street where our taxi driver was waiting. After an approx 20 minute drive we passed our flat and stopped nearby where our taxi driver thought that he saw a police car disappearing into a courtyard. Indeed, this was the police station, but where was its entrance. The two doors we tried off the courtyard gave no indication, but luckily one police jeep was leaving the yard and I planted myself in front to give him the choice of knocking me down or divulging where the entrance was.

 

It was the metal door on the street and there was a bell. A voice asked her business and the buzzer sounded to allow us in. Valentina told the uniformed man at the window, which actually had a slot about 10 x 4 cm, but which could be closed as we found out later and we sat down to await the next step in our saga. After a wait of about 20 minutes a guy arrived in a sleeveless black shirt displaying beautiful muscles and a body which made me wonder if my heterosexual inclinations were the correct ones and an amount of gold jewellery which put those owned by Liz Taylor to shame. He listened to Valentina with considerable disinterest, even ‘though I suggested to her that she explains to all those people that we don’t want them to find the culprits, but take note of my having reported it for my insurance company. In the end he told us to sit down and wait for an official interpreter who will be required to take down my statement. I may add that he was baffled as for what language an Australian might be using, but seemed to be quite surprised that I will be both speaking and understanding English. He told us that the interpreter will be here in half an hour’s time, went to his office and put on a jacket and left the building while I asked Valentina to enquire about a men’s toilet. The guy behind the window told us that there is not one in the building except for those under arrest and that cannot be used by anybody, not even the policemen!

 

So we rushed out to our taxi, who drove us back to the nearest corner to our flat in a one way street, we rushed upstairs to use the facilities and to collect some information on my credit cards, pick up my mobile phone while Valentina picked up a phone card believing that using the card we might get a phone in the police station so that I can ring Australia. How nice to find an optimist in Russia ;-)

 

By the time we got back to the police station it must have been half past two or three o’clock and there was still no sight of either our muscled Olympus not his interpreter of the Australian language. I rang Sydney and cancelled one card, but my battery gave up the ghost while I was speaking with another credit company. So there was nothing to do but sit and wait. At this time poor Valentina’s main concern was to calm me from blowing up or walking out. She was telling me about the might of the police in Russia, even evoking Raoul Wallenbergs’s fate, suggesting that I might disappear the same way if I upset these bumbling dim wits, who were cavorting with each other behind their glass curtain in full view of the waiting people. The only amusement we had was the sight of a shapely young lady in a formfitting pair of trousers whose attempt to be heard caused her to drape herself across the table which was in front of the small opening and whose position revealed not only a plumber’s rear but also every fold of her underwear. 

 

Suddenly, from where we never knew, our beautiful boy reappeared and actually invited us to follow him. We did as fast as we could but even than he was already at his desk searching for a paper when we entered. My attempts to close the door failed as the lock would not work and after a while I gave up. There was just one chair in front of his desk and I found something resembling a bench which may have been a table near the door where I sat. The conversation flowed between him and her, with never any interpreting required as I never opened my mouth. Finally I was asked to write in my own words that the text stating that my valet was pinched was translated to me and that I agreed with this. I did so before any pressure being applied. I may add that my note was almost longer than the report in Russian.

 

Now I was trying to get this man to give us something which stated that I have reported the loss of my valet, containing money, credit and health cards, my driver’s licence, etc. but that was not a possibility as there was not a form prescribed for such a purpose. I asked for a photocopy to show my statement. No photocopying machine, the only one they had was not fixed as yet. Can I take the statement and photocopy it and bring it back? A most emphatic Nyet yet. In the end to shut us up he put on a piece of small paper the address of the police station in case the insurance company wishes to query my report. (I wish them luck, letters from one part of St Petersburg to another district take up to 2 weeks and I guess a letter in English would take anything up to 6 month to be translated, never mind answered!)

 

And thus we left. A very subdued Valentina and an amazed Steve. We walked to the Metro station where I withdrew some money from my Visa account, just to prove that it still existed. Hence to a ticket agency, where to cheer up ourselves we bought tickets to a concert, which proved to be wonderful. We made friends with a South African couple, who hearing my tale of being pick pocketed told us about their experiences in Barcelona, Paris and Johannesburg. That was good, it allowed Valentina to be less ashamed of her city. I don’t quite know what we can do to restore her respect to the police force of her city, but dear Lord, I am trying.

 

St Petersburg 12th June 2003. Discussing the cheek of the policeman or detective who was so busy in trying to thread a string through the hole of a medallion, (vide Trip Report # 12) while avoiding to look at us, Valentina told me a true story which I think is worth repeating for my long suffering readers:

 

The brother of a colleague of hers was called up into the Army. Due to a traffic accident the young man had only one hand and so he went to the doctor to ask for a certificate in order to be excused from serving. When he went home he noticed that the doctor stated in the certificate that he is only suitable for light duties. He returned to the doctor and asked her how he can possible be fit for any duties in the army when he cannot even hold a rifle. The doctor said: Why did you not tell me that you are short of a hand? and it was than only that she lifted her eyes and has actually looked at him for the very first time. Then she wrote out a new certificate. So there, if a doctor does not cast her eye on a patient, how can we expect that a cop will look at an ordinary human being?

 

Our first port of call yesterday was at Menshikov’s Palace. He was an uneducated peasant boy who became the trusted friend of Peter the Great, a great administrator and an even greater military leader. He became very rich and self educated, so much so that he was appointed a member of the British Academy of Sciences. On the his mate’s death he became really ambitious and wanted the new Tsar to marry his daughter. His plans misfired and he was exiled to Siberia where he died aged 56.

 

His palace was full of Italian and Spanish furniture, Dutch ceramics being used in the heating and even on the walls and ceilings. Overall the richness of decorations was such as may only exist amongst the excesses of the Russian nobility. It is interesting to note that my entrance fee to this palace overlooking the  Neva was 240 rubbles, (AU $12) whereas Russian visitors would have paid 10 rubbles. However Valentina was only charged 5 since she came with a foreigner. I must also add that the lady admitting us decided that my cost was so high that I deserve a private conducted tour and she called upon one of the staff to take us around. The palace is part of the Hermitage organisation, but used to be a military school during the years of Soviet rule.

 

We next visited the Academy of Arts, also on the banks of the Neva. A huge building with enormous statues and frescoes within its public areas in two of which an exhibition was mounted to show the various plans for the extension planned for the Mariinsky (previously Kirov Theatre). They decided to invest 100 million US $’s into the project and invited architects from all over the World to submit their ideas. Each of the plans had to prepare a submission using models, drawings and video presentation. The effects created by computer graphics were staggering. All the submissions were modern, some outrageously so and had to include at least two new theatres with a bridge to span a canal between the old building and the new complex. I will be interested to see which design was judged by the international panel as the winner. Which ever it will be it is sure to be controversial (see Sydney Opera House) and already people are protesting as a few old buildings need to be demolished to make way for the new.

 

It was public holiday in Russia today. No one knows why, but it was Independence Day, in a country which was never colonized and never really occupied, unless one counts the invasion by the Swedes, Napoleon and Gitler (there being no H in the Russian). Nevertheless everything was open and the crowds were enjoying the sunshine which warmed up this summer’s day to about 16 degrees. At the same time people in the Sydney winter were shivering at 19 degrees C.

 

We made our way to the Marble Palace, which used up a hell of a lot of Marble inside and outside the place which was about 200 by 100 meters in size and 4 stories high with a huge dome on top of it. As most things in Russia it is immense and was built by Catherine the Great as a pre

 

sent to her lover Orlov. Unfortunately he died before the palace was completed and so she gave it to another of her favourites. After the revolution of 1917 this building became the Lenin Museum and Valentina remembers being taken there by her teachers to learn about the great Leader.

 

There are plenty of Russian paintings and statues on display but also Russian furniture together with a large number of English grandfather and French mantle clocks. I was yellow from envy. There were two special exhibitions staged, one quite extensive about the 200 years of the Mariinsky Theatre and another showing some American paintings of the Wild West. The former with the costumes of famous operas and mementoes of Pavlova, Ulanova, Chaliapin and even Margot Fontayn was of greater interest to me. There was even a wooden hollow elephant with the mechanism to operate the trunk by the man hidden inside and used in the staging of Aida. An entertaining and instructive exhibition showing the pride of the Peterburgians in their wonderful institution, the first opera house in Russia.

 

It is interesting to note that after Richard Wagner came to conduct one of his operas, SPb became very Wagner conscious although after both World Wars performances of his work were not staged for a while. They are back on the program and just a few days ago Parsifal was sung in the Mariinsky, while we start our Ring Cycle tomorrow evening.

 

Related to my discussion of Wagner is our meeting with a Scottish couple, who have attended the Ring in Edinburgh last year and came to the Petersburg to see it here and they already have their tickets for the restaging in Edinburgh. The other item refers to our meeting with an elegant lady of about 65 with a French accent from London, who turned out to be the daughter of a Russian lady and who married her husband in Sydney, a musical snob who on hearing that we have tickets for The Ring announced that the Mariinsky cannot stage Wagner properly and she will not attend.

 

Valentina’s son arrived after my rest this afternoon carrying and installing their VCR so that I may watch a couple of English speaking tapes. No sooner was it installed I became interested in a Russian football match, but will find the time to watch a tape to justify Oleg’s effort and Valentina’s worry that I will be bored. As long as I don’t have to give up on the “kultura” I am soaking in, I will not mind watching some Hollywood creation. 

 

 

St Petersburg – 13th June 2003    First of all I must thank those of my friends and relations who very kindly encourage me by their message to continue my literary efforts. It is gratifying to know that some people out there not only receive my almost daily verbosities, but actually read them. They are very kind in saying that they enjoy them, but of course there is no knowing what makes enjoyment for some and punishment for others.

 

There was very little pain by Valentina and I as we prepared to go to the Mariinsky Theatre last night. It was the opening night of The Ring and when we arrived in style being driven by Sacha, (the food importer from Hungary) the place was humming around where the latest Mercedes was exhibited on a platform and a large bunting announced the joint sponsorship by Mercedes and Nescafe Gold. They were offering free Nescafe, albeit in paper cups, but there was not a free Merc to be had.

 

Since the stair cases in the Mariinsky were designed to be just as baffling as in the Mussorgsky, we had a bit of a problem to find the correct one, (you see, the going up stairs do not necessarily go to the next floor, in fact some go up and after a while finish where you started as we found while searching for the box where we were to sit during the 2 hours 40 minutes with no interval) especially as there were plenty of others who were on the same quest. Eventually we found our box’ entrance, but as the second bell went on for the performance which should have started 15 minutes earlier, what was missing was a little old lady dressed in her customary black outfit with white pinafore and a key to open the door, so that we could enter. Just as I was contemplating to climb from one box into ours to open the door for the others, the lady arrived grumbling something which did not seem to be complimentary about the horrible people who not only pay for their seats but wish to occupy them and my offered gymnastics in full view of the other 1599 people did not materialize.

 

Eventually all of us were seated, including those who sat in the isles of the ornate 200 years old theatre, the first opera house built in Russia. All what was needed was some oil and we could have been canned as sardines. The arrival of the Russian star conductor Valery  Gergiev was greeted by thunderous applause and by some people rushing forward with bunches of flower before he even found his baton. But he did and the famous opening bars of the Der Ring des Niebelungen quietly and ever louder started.

 

Many books have been written about The Ring and some I have even lost in my move to my flat, but the best abridged version is the spoof which the English comedienne Anna Russell has performed in a 22 minute long sketch and I certainly do not wish to compete with her. Let it be said that in German with Russian surtitles it makes just as much sense as sung in French with Spanish subtitles. Even if somebody understands it all, it still makes very little sense, but the music of that horrible rotten little man Wagner is divine and after sitting for 2 hours and 40 minutes on an uncomfortable chair your only sorrow is that it has ended for that day.

 

I am just a lover of opera and music, but listening to Wagner I have to force myself not to become overcome by the sound of the singer, but to listen to the music which seems to be on a different plane. I hope that those who understand music do not criticise my thoughts, but to me the melody of the singer and the music seem to be complimentary, yet completely different. My problem is that I cannot listen to just one and afterward to the other. Yet the total experience is fantastic in spite of some of the stupidities the designers of the scenery and costumes wish to force on us.

 

Thus, while I accepted the three Rhein maidens to arrive in a diver’s bell since the action takes place in or under the river Rhein, but the lowering of 4 plastic bodies, each about 16 meters long and covered by pearl shells and dressing Alberich in a crocodile outfit with a potbelly and carrying the ring in a lit up globe hanging on his neck is to my mind more disturbing than contributing to one’s enjoyment. I accept that some costumes can be outlandish, but if you have to spend time wondering, why a singer has red hair and green hands, while the other’s fingernails light up and his hair colour is in every hue, instead of listening to the music and sound created by Wagner, the effects might disturb instead of contribute. Why two monsters about 5 meters high and 4 meters wide with animated arms (which fall off when one of them expires) with a singer’s head perched on top of them? Do those who thought up this imagine that we shall be fooled in believing that these people are really 5 meters high?

 

Nevertheless, the rotten little Wagner’s creation still triumphs. No designer, however outrageous can thwart his artistry and genius. I hate the bastard, but he was supreme.

 

Sacha waited for us amongst the busses, taking the foreigners back to their hotels and the  Mercs with dark windows in which waited the chauffeurs and bodyguards of the politicians and New Russians.  He drove us along the Embankment of the Neva where Valentina wanted me to see a second set of Sphinx. The previous set was from Egypt and we saw them some days ago opposite the Academy of Arts, with a wedding party drinking their champers from paper cups.

 

This was a different pair of Sphinx and while I did not protest having to cross the street to have a closer look I did think that a glance from a distance would have been sufficient. Of course I was wrong. Closer examination showed the faces of the Sphinx being different from each side. A beautiful face on one side and the grinning face of a skeleton on the other. There were several plaques and while all were in Russian (by different poets and writers) one showed in two languages that the two statues were a “Memorial to Victims of Political Repression”. As I walked over to the other Sphinx to my surprise one of the plaques showed the unreadable signature of a person with the name “Raoul Wallenberg” under it. I am afraid we both shed a few tears. To see his name set in bronze on a memorial in Russia is a sight I never ever expected to see. My thanks go to those Russians who made it possible.

 

We finished the evening with dinner at a restaurant called Swan Lake. No dancing swans nor were there any dishes of swans , but the food was good. With caviar and another starter for Valentina, two main meals and a sweet for me and a bottle of Spanish wine, the bill came to 780 rubbles (AU$ 39 or US$25.75). If only one could live in Oz and eat in St. Pete.

 

Tonight we start Der Ring in earnest. Die Walkure starts at 6 and ends after 11. If I recall from my last Ring in Adelaide, a sheer delight and judging on last nights experience a sore bottom. But having seen the theatre in Bayreuth I realise that Wagner wanted us to suffer, since there is only a minimal covering on his wooden seats, designed not for comfort but for resonance and acoustics.

 

St Petersburg – 14th June 2003    We started off with a conference over the map of St Pete to discuss if going by bus and then walk or walking all the way to the Summer Gardens is better for my aching feet. After taking into account all the pros and cons we set out for a walk, much longer as is customary by spoiled Sydneysiders, whose idea of a long walk is to go to the lift and descend into the car park and walking to the car.

 

About 4 kilometres later in what cannot be termed a summer’s day even in SPb we arrived, having seen many familiar landmarks from Churches, palaces and even the circus building. Valentina is a willing but not terribly well versed city guide, (of course she never suggested that she is, but I tease her, because she does not know the maiden name of either of Peter the Great’s wives) but nevertheless I learned from her that the circus building was used to house the elephants, who were each given a bucket full of vodka every day on the Tsar’s order. Not withstanding this fact, there is not an elephant in SPb left, proving once and for all that vodka is not good for you.

 

The Summer Garden as so many other beautiful places in SPb was established by Peter the Great and was in his time divided into a lake for experimental breeding of fish, a vegetable garden for new varieties of vegetables, previously unknown in Russia and a garden where herbs being used by the medical fraternity were grown. All this was in the past and now it became a place for the population to relax in amongst the trees and grass (in need of a lawnmower) and along the paths a large collection of statues copied from the Italian originals.

 

Within the Summer Garden also is a brick building built around and over Peter’s original wooden palace, which in size is not much greater than many a home in the Western World. In spite of it’s relative smallness it houses many interesting features collected, bought or designed and in many cases personally fabricated by this man, great not only by what he achieved, but also in stature, having been 2.07 metre tall. (It is worth noting that there seem to be a lot of similarly tall people around the streets and in my view they are either all descended from good ole Pete or else the Russian are a race of budding giants.)

 

We were invited to visit Lena, a colleague and friend of Valentina’s and we went there next. She greeted us and having been given a pair of men’s slippers to wear was shown around the flat or at least the communal kitchen, bathroom and toilet before ushered in to her area of residence. There are in all 6 rooms in this old inner city flat in which 5 families live. In actual fact the 6th lives here illegally in the form of the de facto wife of the son of one of those who is registered here. The kitchen houses 5 cookers, 5 fridges (with sizes similar to a bar fridge and mostly wall mounted) and five little tables where the inhabitants cook and may even eat their meals. The bathroom has a bathtub with a shower in it but only an empty shelf, since your requisites need to be moved in and out of the bathroom and stored in your room.

 

Lena’s room, which she shares with her 5 year old son, at present in the Crimea with her parents, houses a settee which opens up and a similarly convertible arm chair, a small table, two or three chairs, a cupboard in which and on top of which all her belongings are stored, a TV set and a VCR. Perfect order everywhere and Lena had no trouble in finding her photos and all she wanted to show us. She knew where everything was.

 

We did not need to wait long and the table in her room became filled with pancakes and various other goodies she was bringing in from the kitchen to offer to us. Thoughtfully, Valentina brought along coffee for me as she did not think that Lena will have anything other than tea. But her hospitality had no bounds and if you people out there in another World think that she was anything but cheerful, happy and non complaining, you are seriously mistaken. In fact when I exclaimed to them the problem of my having to explain this in my next trip report they had a good laugh. For Lena her life is completely natural and even Valentina, who saw how the other half lives, the life they have here may lack some housing facilities, but otherwise it is happy, filled with laughter, love of their families and friends and their music, their poetry, their books.

 

 

We were picked up at 5:20 by Sacha and driven to the theatre, where our box was unlocked soon after 6 PM when the performance of the Ring was to commence. In fact it only started some 20 minutes later (and finished at 12:15 AM instead of the scheduled time of 11:40), but the wait was worth it. Superb voices in every part, a wonderful orchestra compensated for the continuation of using the immense fibre glass monstrosities on the stage. The fact that they were arrayed differently and lit up in different colours may have shown the ingenuity of the stage designers, but did not contribute to our enjoyment or understanding. However I must confess that the costuming was spectacular as were the acting abilities of the singers. By the way, I have never been to an opera where, however small proportion, some of the chorus shows his or her obesity and I never been to any in Russia where the chorus of singers was anything but beautifully presented, nubile and being able to move with the grace of ballet dancers. Not just female, but male also. The female singers at the end of my powerful glasses seem to have been picked as much for their beauty and figures as for their singing ability, a real rarity in Wagnerian operas, where traditionally size of the women used to be a requisite. That every one of them was superb in the singing department goes without saying.

 

The male singers may not have been as thin as their female counterparts, but the way they moved and acted was showing that the rehearsed their parts for months before hand. The fact that The Ring is being put on for just one performance, yes ONE performance is almost incomprehensible to me, and I am awestruck in admiration,  but certainly nothing is scheduled prior to October!

 

Sacha picked us up and extended to us his wife’s invitation for a visit to their home, no doubt for the customary feast which such visits become. However, we had to ask for another date, since we have a minimum of two more Ring nights, followed by Boris Godunov, La Boheme and Nutcracker, leaving us bereft of “kultura” for only 4 nights before my departure for the civilisation represented by McDonalds and Who wants to be a Millionaire, shower recess’ and TV news I can understand.

St Petersburg – 15th June 2003   -  As it was past 2 AM when we finally got into bed, exhilarated at the Walkure we saw, we were slow in getting moving this Sunday morning. In fact yours truly returned to have a sleep on top of his bed after breakfast and it was after an early lunch that I started to be ready. As usual it was Valentina who made the plans and thus we were to visit another one of the Hermitage’s extension Museums not far from the Winter Palace which houses their main collection. Although it was just after 2 PM and the doors were open we were not admitted, the reason being that they are expecting President Putin next day and therefore closed down early to prepare for this. Valentina thought it most unlikely that the small extension some distance away will be the one being visited by the great man, but nevertheless she thought that all portions of the organisation were readied, just in case. After all, he and some 45 other Heads of States were at various St Pete venues, including the Hermitage some 10 days ago, so inconveniencing other visitors to the City’s attractions should by now be routine.

 

As we left to walk back towards the Hermitage we noted that the police were harassing people who have parked or about to park their cars on the Embankment, no doubt in anticipation of the President’s visit, which was to take place the next day. Why else would they not allow parking in the vicinity of the Hermitage on a Sunday afternoon in spaces which are always full of cars?

 

Interestingly, there was a long queue of people waiting to be allowed into the Hermitage and the number of buses parked outside suggested that there are thousands inside with many hundreds waiting to be admitted. We did not queue but decided to walk on and eventually entered a 3 story building full of shops of well known brand name products, such as Givenchy, Max Factor, Dior, Omega, etc and also some attractive souvenir shops. I was impressed and took a photo of the elegant shopping centre when a security guard advised me in no uncertain terms that photography is forbidden. I was less than impressed and lost my temper and shouted at him (in English) as to the place being a bloody state secret or what. Hearing this a young man who minutes ago was trying to get us in connection with his market research duties to ask which TV station we prefer to watch came to the rescue of the guard and being proficient in broken English answered that it is not a state building but photography is forbidden. My next, rather impatient question as to WHY, was answered by this cheeky young man with a typical Russian logic: “Because it is forbidden”. At that we should have asked for this to be shown in writing or we should have asked to see the management, but we gave up and left wondering when the people here will realise that the photographing of a bunch of cosmetics display does not constitute spying.

 

Subsequently Valentina, just as puzzled and even more offended has told me that not many months ago a law was passed which regulated the use of some matters connected with housing and when people affected by this asked for a copy of that law, they were told that it is unobtainable due to it being a secret. 

 

It seems to me, having had my problems with photography, that taking pictures in palaces and museums is permitted on payment of a special fee (which no Russian visitor will pay and take pictures nevertheless). You can also photograph to your heart’s content on the streets, from boats and outside of the buildings. Photographing inside theatres are strictly forbidden at any time, consequently everybody is being photographed before the performance in front of the curtain, in their seat, alone or in groups never being worried that a non-existent usher (they are busy not unlocking the boxes) will stop them. No sooner does the performance start the rapid fire flashes indicate that people are just as interested in seeing their mementoes as watching the performance and there is not a let up throughout the drama envisaged by Richard Wagner in an age when flashguns were not invented. (I may add that I too am guilty of photographing during an opera, but always without the use of a flash, for reasons of not disturbing the performer and finding that the pictures turn out better in this fashion. However do not try this in Sydney as the ushers can become more savage than the SPb security guards keeping the secrets of Palmolive soap and Dior lipstick from visiting tourists.)

 

There are many well appointed cafés in SPb and with aching feet and sweet tooth I am inclined to talk my way into them. Thus I am becoming an expert in the large selection of delicious cakes on display and have been known to suggest that we take some back to the flat. From under the counter out comes a piece of cardboard, is expertly made into a box, it is lined with paper serviettes and the cake is carefully placed into it and then comes the piece de resistance: a coloured ribbon, made into a bow and doubling as a carry handle. A most attractive feature being that in some cases I saw a whole cake being carried in a transparent plastic cake box.

 

In a Metro station we bought some tickets to a performance by the senior students of the Drama School. The first half consisted of solo songs from various operas and also duets and chorus renditions and they were excellent, showing that whatever happens the various opera houses of SPb will not have to worry about having quality amongst their singers in the near future. What was even more impressive was that the same girls who minutes ago had no difficulties hitting a high note in an aria from Traviata became ballet dancers in the next scene, being lifted by the tenor or baritone who showed his prowess a few minutes earlier. (This was just a confirmation of what I said in connection with the choir in the Ring after Saturday’s performance.)

 

But there is more! In the second half these same people put in a performance of some Rock Opera excerpts either imitating or miming well known singers. Their rendition of Porgy and Bess was said to be in English, but sounded to be in some other yet uninvented language, even if the rendition was perfect and a spoof on Tina Turner was indistinguishable from the original, except there must have been a slight difference of 50 years between two Tinas. A most worthwhile evening, even if Valentina would have preferred more operas and less comedy.

 

I am bereft of her company this morning as she has had to visit her office for a while. In her absence I am charged to watch her English language tape so I must close and watch a film in SPB I would not watch at home under any circumstances. It reminds me of the time when I wanted to buy an English book to read in Phnom Penh and the little girl in the bookshop lead me to a shelf full of books on How to learn English in Six Easy Lessons, etc.

 

See you at Siegfried at 6 PM in the milling crowd outside the Mariinsky.

 

 

St Petersburg – 16th June 2003   I feel as guilty as you must have felt relieved that my Trip Report # 17 was not in your box until now. But relax I am back on the job and will entertain or bore you as before.

 

I have almost given up going to end this trip with a week in New Zealand as I did not feel comfortable about driving there without my driver’s licence. However, my NZ nephew by two marriages (his and mine) arranged to rent a car for me and advised me how to get a replacement licence from Australia while in Russia and our first port of call was to the Australian Consul in SPb who had to sign my application.

 

After our adventures at the various police stations here I suggested to Valentina that one day I will take her to a police station in Australia, where the first thing a police man will do for her is to bring in a second chair if there is not one there already. Thus it was great that in spite of a settee in the rear of the room the very first thing the consul did was to go and bring a chair for her and then proceeded to have a friendly chat with us before asking how he may assist us.

 

Our next port of call was to a food market where an abundance of meat, fish, vegetables and all sorts of other edible goodies were displayed and where from the other side of the counters we were encouraged to buy the merchandise. This is not a sight and sound which I noted in shops while in SPb, where the staff is quite prepared to show you what you ask for but in no way shows any sign of being concerned whether you buy or not.

 

Next door to the market was another big square in the middle of which stood France’s present of a tall column surrounded by a plastic on which the word “Peace” was shown in a variety of languages. Apparently not a very welcome present, as it was the City which needed to pay for it’s erection. France’s present for the 200th anniversary, a handsome bridge across the Neva, was and is more appreciated.

 

We came back to the flat by Metro. The nearest station was locked for those wishing to depart, but open for the use of those who arrived. There was nothing wrong at the station we were wishing to travel from, we just had to enter through a different station entrance. The fact that this required the crossing of an 8 lane road and a walk of about 500 metres did not invoke any resentment of the long suffering public. (I can just see Sydneysiders finding the entrance of Wynyard closed and being invited to walk to Town Hall Station instead. For any readers in England, substitute Piccadilly and Green Park!)

 

In the evening Sacha picked us up early for our visit to see Siegfried of the Ring Cycle. We went early with our print outs so that we may pick up our tickets for 25th we booked on the Internet for Nutcracker. After queuing for a while we were told to come back in the interval. Valentina did so and came back to me without the tickets, having been told to come back next day, when a programmer will be able to find out the “key number” to our ticket. In view of the fact that the print out was detailing when the booking was made, when the payment was made, where we were to sit, my name, my credit card details, etc I could not believe that they should not be able to give us our tickets, and angrily set out to do the impossible and argue with a person in authority. After discovering that I do not speak Russian and the cashier does not speak English, they called for a young lady, who repeated again and again that we must come back tomorrow (the Mariinsky cannot be approached by a Metro Station, which is planned for the past 20 years, but not as yet built and we would need to undertake a trip by Metro and busses). That this lady was looking at a receipt of the money they held since the 5th June had no bearing on the matter. In the end the young lady simply ran away and returned in a calmer frame of mind at which I too became quieter but no less successful, with Valentina begging me to come and enjoy the Ring and she will come back alone the next day.

 

So we returned to our seats and watched the rest of the Opera, trying to blot out the memory of the stupidity of people in as great a cultural institution and excellence as the Mariinsky is. Our admiration for the excellence of the rest of the performance was undiminished even after having to be jostled by the hundreds of people trying to squeeze through the single door, while the other half remained firmly locked!

 

By the way we did not need to return to the Theatre and will pick up our tickets when we go to the last performance of the Ring, as WE were able to retrieve the famous Key Number off the Internet, which they apparently could not. No doubt they did not try as it took Valentina about 5 minutes to so and that included the starting up of my slow notebook computer!

 

 We started yesterday with walking to Finnair, where I had to change my flight bookings to London. Quite a long walk, not made any easier by the poor condition of the pavements in the side streets. As Valentina remarked, neither Messrs. Putin or Bush are expected to walk along that street, so why should it be repaired. Luckily the beautiful houses along our route were mostly repainted recently so the street could look easier to look at than negotiate.

 

As we approached the Post Office, who but the young lady I battled with about our tickets passed us and my friendly Hello was not reciprocated. No doubt she feared that I have a go at her in the middle of SPb outside the beautiful Main P.O. of the city. When we entered the place the first impressive sight was a marble mile stone indicating the figure Zero from where all distances were measured when St Pete was the capital of the immense empire ruled by the Tsars. Imagine our reaction when  on the other side of the obelisk milestone a cardboard sign showed that both videoing or photographing is forbidden of this historical item on display for the past few hundred years.

 

Of course this did not stop me doing so and I will invite the combined forces of ASIO, FBI, CIA and MI5, not to mention the present equivalent of the KGB to tell me what harm could be done by photographing this lump of marble that stands forlorn in the entrance of a post office. I may add that the positioning of the card forbidding the use of cameras suggests that you may not photograph the obelisk on your way OUT of the P.O. when only the doors leading to the street may be included in the photo.

 

The post office itself is located in a very handsome building and the counters are arranged on three sides of a large hall, where various windows deal with different matters. Thus the window where foreign mail may be posted from may not be used to pay a telephone bill, if that is a possibility at all. I cannot say as the signs are all written in Russian, except one, with the title “Quelle”, suggesting that that window is to subscribe to that German fashion magazine. There are over 30 windows, so the services available must be extensive. Must ask Valentina, when she returns from shopping.

 

In the afternoon, we planned to see the Museum extension we were prevented to see owing to the possible visit by H.E. Putin the day after. Valentina made her way to the huge queue at the Square outside the Hermitage and I obediently followed. I asked her what we are doing in a queue to enter the Hermitage and she answered that we are entering it purely to buy a ticket for a Museum administered by the Hermitage, but which is about 1 ½ kilometre away. I refused to queue with the about 600-800 other people to visit another place and we walked away. I saw another entrance into the Hermitage gardens being guarded by a single man and suggested she should approach him. The guard agreed that it is crazy for us to queue when we do not plan to go to the Hermitage and let us in as any other normal person would and even smiled at us, a rare occurrence by a person wearing a uniform or sitting behind a window.

 

We walked through the gardens and when we arrived at the ticket office, we did the dirty on the System and purchased two tickets to enter the Hermitage, mine costing exactly 21.333 times as much as that of Ms Krasavina, but not providing even twice as much to see. Not that I am complaining, because I think that foreigners, who contribute nothing towards the upkeep of the place should pay a fair price, but on the other hand for Russian Citizens to enter at a cost of half a US $ is ridiculous. The cost of entering the Hermitage for foreigners is very reasonable at around US $10.50. The NY Metropolitan Museum is asking for a voluntary contribution of $7 and requires less help in funding than the Hermitage.

 

It seems to me that no matter how many times you visit the Hermitage, it makes for an unforgettable experience. The richness of the place, the exhibits, the collection of paintings and art is quite unique. One wonders about the past and those who had the interest and money and dedication to start this collection, look after it, safeguard it during the turmoil of revolutions and the years of the Siege of Leningrad. We should all be grateful for their foresight and care and I consider myself privileged to have been able to enter it twice in my lifetime. At the same time my heart weeps at the sight of the fantastic and intricately inlaid parqueted floors being trampled on and damaged by the thousands of visitors. In some lesser places we had to wear felt slippers over our shoes, but in the Hermitage people just arrive and walk on everything which ought to be safeguarded and is a veritable work of art. The tourists usually wear comfortable rubber shoes,

 

but the worst offenders are the Russian girls, who wear the latest in fashion, namely shoes with pointy toes sticking out in front and high stiletto heels in the rear. Some of the floors are already ruined beyond repair, while some seem to be more resilient. Speaking to one of the guarding ladies, who sit on the only available seats (none being available for the visitors), she agreed that something ought to be done, but the management is against the idea of asking visitors to don a felt cover under their shoes.

 

Entry to the Hermitage ceased at 5 PM and we stayed amongst many others until 6PM. To exit we had to go through the customary door where only one side was opened, but we were confronted by a real obstacle when movable metal barriers were allowing one thin visitor to exit at a time and even than while exercising extreme caution since the tubular frames covered the pathway the person had to squeeze through. I could n

 

ot resist photographing the performance of people negotiating the obstacles. We laughed and Valentina approached the bored security man who was in charge of the barrier, who replied her that this is necessary in case people wish to go in to instead of coming out of the Hermitage. That at 6 PM this would be unlikely did not enter his head and since he was not instructed otherwise, why should he use his intelligence, since he is only paid to guard the barriers.

 

But don’t give up on people power as yet! Suddenly a girl, as she negotiated the metal barrier used her initiative, pushed it along about a metre and half, almost knocking over the security guard who was leaning on it and thus allowed people to descend the steps with little danger to their limbs. The guard looked at us and did not stir. Maybe he pushed it close after we left.

 

I remarked to Valentina that its sad that people are still like this, not using their initiative. Do they still fear that Stalin is sitting in the Kremlin? No, said my Russian lady, people know that Stalin is gone from the Kremlin, but they still have Stalin in their brain! How true! Let’s be more patient, bolshevism lasted almost 80 years while perestroika is only 12 years old!     

 

St Petersburg – 19th June 2003   The final performance of the Ring Cycle was upon us last night and after a rush trip by Sacha through the back streets of SPb we made it just in time. For reasons which no one could fathom certain streets were closed by the police, whose favourite method of traffic control is to park a police car blocking the street across it at intersections. Since the secondary streets are fairly narrow and all cars are parked on the streets, one can imagine how easy it is to cause traffic jams if the main thoroughfares are blocked off. Nevertheless we made it in time only to find that 5 minutes before the scheduled time the audience was not allowed to enter the stalls. Since about 900 of the total of 1600 are to find their seats there without the usherettes doing anything but checking the tickets and tearing it apart at the doors, one can imagine the congestion and the protests from the 60% or so of foreigners waiting to be admitted to their seats.

 

In front of the boxes upstairs, the situation was not better and I have a picture showing the people waiting outside for the usherette with the key, not to be used until the second bell sounds and since the number of boxes are considerable there must have been some boxes where people were not permitted to enter until the final bell sounded. Foreigners must have been, like me, rather perturbed by such habits, especially as we could not understand the advice being dispensed by the little old usherettes as to wait patiently.

 

But all was forgotten when the first bar of the divine music of that man Wagner sounded. The scenery was the same but completely rearranged and while not required and did not contribute to our understanding to this highly complicated saga of Germanic Gods, it certainly was effective in creating an unreal World. Contrary to the Australian production we had the additional scenery in the form of both dancers and helpers, who, similar to Greek tragedies were supposed to be unseen. A mostly different set of singers taking the same parts showed the immense amount of talent available. Where but in St Petersburg would 4 singers share the role of Wotan or Siegfried? And all of that for just one performance. Imagine the effort of having to teach 4 singers the same long German part and two months later rehearsing once again the same with the same or different singers for a re-staging? The Adelaide Ring in 1998 was two years in the making and the singers and conductor were rehearsing for 4 months for performing the Ring  in three cycles.

 

What a tremendous amount of work and what a fantastic performance! Especially this, the final Gotterdammerung part is extremely emotional without having the additional burden of remembering the circumstances of my seeing it in Adelaide. Joy and I had a particularly happy time in Adelaide and appreciated the excellent production by a French designer and Sir Geoff Tate, the crippled English conductor and various Australian singers. It seems to me that even without knowing that Siegfried and some others die in this portion, the music squeezes out every last drop of sentimentality from the listener, - you know that something terrible is going to happen and it is not easy to avoid tears as you listen to the sounds of both orchestra and singers. Let’s admit that the music of this rotten man was divine.

 

The superb singing and sound is augmented by the first class choreography of the singers and choir, the movements of Siegfried’s funeral procession just about breaks you heart, or is it the mournful music? Whatever it is, it is an experience which has to be experienced. It was well past 1 am when we got back to the flat and we were still talking about the experience of seeing the Ring at 3 am. Or at least I was talking and Valentina was listening.

 

We decided to visit the Museum of Artillery the next day and to do some shopping. While changing trains at a Metro station Valentina noticed a number of small gipsy kids following me. She pushed them away and we moved to another door of the same train. Suddenly the kids rushed in through the door just seconds before the train was to depart. We both pushed them away and they jumped from the train. It was over in seconds. As I reported to a friend:

 

“Hi Julius, the problem with my Canon Ixus 300 is that

I don't have any problem with it, ever since this

morning when 5 little gipsy kids rushed onto the train

I just boarded, crowded me and when I threw them off

me, they rushed off the train onto the platform. A few

seconds later, just as the Metro train started to

gather speed I patted the pocket on the side of my

leg, where with Velcro secured I had difficulty

putting away my camera and would you believe, (yes you

will) the bloody thing was gone. I would have liked to

call them back and tell them that I still have a spare

battery and some extra memory, but they would have by

then delivered the loot to their Mum or Dad.

 

In the mean time everybody near me was almost

disbelieving at the professionalism of the little

blighters, none being over 12 at most, Valentina was

crying and I was busy telling her that I could have

broken my arm or leg, so she should be happy to see me

healthy (?) less than wealthy and certainly far from

home.”

 

Needless to say our visit to the Museum was not as enjoyable as it could have been. I was totally unsuccessful in cheering up a tearful Valentina who regards the two losses incurred by pickpockets as shameful on her city and her country. Since I attribute both occasions to gypsies, according to her it does not excuse the Russian police, who, as she suspects are probably paid by the gangs. I cannot believe that, but as we have seen these kids with or without their mothers several times on the streets, it would be an easy matter to collect them and throw them out of the tourist areas, if the police would wish to do so.

 

Tonight we are off to the Mariinsky again to see Boris Godunov, the opera in which the legendary Chaliapin made his name. On Saturday we are invited to her parents where her father’s and brother’s birthdays will be celebrated with what I expect will again be a gargantuan meal.

 

 

 

 

St Petersburg – 20th June 2003  The whole day not  a single disaster occurred with your intrepid correspondent. The reason might have been that my partner in crime went off to the Bank to get me some money at the wrong time and had to wait while the bank staff returned from lunch and therefore after a hurried lunch at 3 PM we got onto the streets quite late and there did not seem to be a lot of time available for pick pockets and gipsy children to have a go at us.

 

We stayed in the neighbourhood trying to buy a present for Valentina’s father to whose birthday lunch I am invited. That the lunch will be a veritable banquet I can now foretell, so I will not eat my fill with the first course and thus hope to be able to rise from the table 3 or 4 hours later unaided.

 

For reasons because I can see the good sense of having warm clothing here, I suggested that we buy Mr Kopachev a pullover and so we went looking. We found a few shops which stocked a small selection of the afore mentioned article and to my amazement the prices ranged from AUD 250 upwards. I simply could not believe my eyes. “Is there no Marks & Spencer or Target or Kmart in this country” I asked and was told that there are some street stalls in the suburbs with Chinese merchandise, but Valentina feared that I would lose my clothing, not just wallets in those places.

 

So we decided to buy Vladimir nothing but 2 tickets to a musical for his birthday!

 

Sasha had to pick up his wife Larissa from hospital where she was undergoing some treatment and he arrived to take us to the Mariinsky later than agreed. The drive which he took us cannot be explained, although the nearest estimation would be Steve McQueen’s famous ride in San Francisco in the movie Bullit. He is quite an amazing a driver, but his passengers and other road users need time to recuperate. After driving with him in the crazy traffic of SPb, one needs to consult the regulations to find out which side of the road one drives here and he is the only man I know who can travel southward, while facing the North. At one stage he closely followed a police car which made space by using his siren and I can confidently say that at no time was he more than 10 cms away from the police car. But than I had my eyes closed and thus I am not sure whether or when he passed the police car in the course of following it.

 

Since the opera never starts less than 20 minutes late, we actually arrived before the curtain went up and after moving some people from our seats, we settled down although Valentina complained about feeling sick as a result of the wild drive.

 

We saw Mussorgsky’s Boris Godunov, based as is so often the case on one of Pushkin’s poems. Once again a superb performance. In fact in addition to the words “superb”, “fantastic”, “marvellous” etc. for opera performances in Russssha a new set of words ought to be invented. In spite of my enthusiasm Valentina was dissatisfied because the original opera was changed in accordance with the direction of its famous or famed conductor, musical director and producer Valery Gergiev who was the conductor and co-producer of the Ring Cycle. It seems that he cut the opera down to one act, used a young boy soprano to sing the Tsarevitch part and titivated the stage with huge fibre glass crowns and other gimmicks. I have never seen this opera, so I cannot compare it to earlier performances, but Valentina has seen it many times and she felt cheated.

 

Time is running out on me and there is only La Boheme and a futuristic Nutcracker in the offing before moving onto Helsinki and Suffolk on the 26th. 

 

St Petersburg – 22nd June 2003

We were picked up by Sacha and taken to Generalissimo Sovorov’s Memorial Museum through the rain. Inside we were asked several times if I wish to have an English speaking guide in spite of the fact that my entrance fee was the same as for any local visitor. I have learned enough by looking at the exhibits and Valentina’s translation to know that we know nothing about this general and why he takes pride of place amongst Russia’s greats. He was a thin aesthetic looking sickly man, who was the first to be concerned about his men and who forbade them to be cruel to the enemies he conquered. In consequence he was just as loved by the population of his own country and of those his armies occupied. Unbeknown to us he went as far as Switzerland and Italy on one side and defeated Turkey towards the East. He was virtually resurrected as a hero during Stalin’s attempts to invoke the patriotic spirit of the Nation during WWII and than again forgotten afterward and only acknowledged again in the Brezhnev era and after Perestroika.

 

Next we went to the Smolsky Cathedral now mainly used as a venue for concerts. It was raining badly with a cold wind ruining my umbrella but on our way back we stopped to look at a Bentley, parked on its on in front of a building adjoining the Cathedral and my explaining its significance to Valentina, when a security guard rushed out of a building and started to protest, saying: “You must not look at that car!” I asked Valentina to ask him why to which the answer “It is forbidden” was given by this guard. I suggested that he cannot forbid me to look at anything but Valentina gently dragged me away before I got myself shot. Later we worked out that the Bentley must belong to one of the “oligarchs” a name which means that the guy owns a TV station, or an oil company or two, is part of the Maffia or he is a politician who accepts bribes or may be all of this and also that he is frightened to be assassinated as so many of them are. Nevertheless it shows the prevailing state of personal liberty, when an armed security guard can tell a person not to look at something which is in public view.

 

We next visited the famous cemetery where the victims of the Leningrad siege were buried in mass graves. Two buildings show some details of the siege and between them lie the mass graves of thousands and thousands of Russian people who starved, were frozen or were killed by German bombings during the 900 days of this unbelievable saga of endurance, determination and heroism.

 

Sacha dropped us off at Valentina’s parents, where the “old man” (4 years my junior) was to celebrate his birthday. We were joined by Oleg, Valentina’s son, but no one else could come until after we left laden with all the goodies Zoya made for us and which we did not eat. For my honour they had a Tokaj wine, all the way from Moldovia, but the label called it Tokai, so it must have been making sure that the copyrights are not infringed.

 

We left in time by minibus and Metro towards the theatre which we visited earlier to see the final year students showing off their talents some days ago for a performance of La Boheme. The orchestra pit was covered and the orchestra was in the rear of the stage while the centre had a circular metal staircase disappearing into the top of the stage. There were all sorts of props in apparent disarray when the conductor appeared coming down the stairs. Before doing anything he shuddered and then donned a big vest over his jacket indicating that he too will feel the cold which Puccini deemed the inhabitants of this garret will endure.

 

Quite apart from the singing (in Italian) by a relatively young cast, with the exception of Rodolfo, who was one of the artists of the Mariinsky, which was excellent by any standard the direction which overcame the limitations of the stage was admirable and added to the excellence of the production. That the conductor too entered into the spirit of things and behaved as if he would be part of the cast only added to the proceedings. Once again one must bow to the artistry of not just the singers but to the entire cast and staff for the perfect staging of this great opera. The fact that the heroine dies and that this was Joy’s favourite opera did not go unnoticed by my feelings, but it did not reduce my enthusiasm in clapping. Mimi was played by a girl who at best could not have been more than 25 and Musetta by a slip of a girl not a day past 23 and I defy the judgement of managements of any Opera House who would not engage them our our Rodolfo or Marcel for the next production of their Boheme.  

 

This morning we were picked up by Sasha who took us to Pushkin where Valentina wanted to show me the rebuilt Amber room. This room’s walls and ceilings were entirely made from amber and in 1942/43 it was dismantled and taken to Germany. It was never found after the war (no doubt it’s pieces now grace the necks and arms of many German Frauleins) and with the financial assistance of a German Company with interests in Russia it was rebuilt over a number of years. It is somewhere in the great palace Catherina the Great built but the queues were of such magnitude that we took a walk around the palace instead, did some shopping amongst the souvenir stalls and returned towards the city. We stopped to view a great memorial to the Leningrad Siege, entered the underground museum with its exquisite mosaic panels, the mementoes displayed in discreetly lit displays, watched a film on the siege and photographed the impressive statuary. Particularly impressive were the two brass engravings showing the action on this day in 1942 and on another plate what happened on this day on June 22nd 1943. Tomorrow the large plaques will show what happened on June 23rd in 1942 and on 1943. By the way today was the 62nd anniversary of Hitler’s attack on the USSR. 

 

We were on our way to visit Sacha and family, but first had to stop and photograph one of the very few Soviet style gigantic statue of Lenin still standing in St Petersburg, this one in front of an equally gigantic Soviet building.

 

Sacha, his wife Larissa and their two sons live in the usual huge block of buildings thrown together in a hurry to ease the building shortage. After the usual dreary corridors and lifts we entered into a spotless flat with 3 rooms and a kitchen where the life of the family is being conducted. Once again I was amazed at the absolute orderliness of all the rooms and astonished at the boys room. There was not a thing out of place, although both boys were in their room when we arrived.

 

Having been in trouble before I enquired as to what is going to be served and even ‘though it was 4 PM we had the usual 3 courses, so I was careful not to fill myself up with borscht soup or the cold meat and salad which was followed by meat and garnishes. Of course there was the usual vodka and also the wine, once again the familiar Tokai from Moldovia. We stayed in the kitchen till past 9 PM, chatting away in a two language conversation and I found that our hosts were just as interested in Australia and my experiences than I was interested in theirs.

 

Having received from Oz the prices of a replacement digital camera, I will probably buy one here tomorrow at a slightly higher cost. Although I brought another camera with me it is not digital and I must confess that I got very used to taking lots of photos and being able to disregard those I did not like. I must confess that I miss my little Canon. 

 

St Petersburg – 23rd June 2003  For over two days I lived without my digital camera and I can tell you that it was not easy. Imagine taking a photo with one of these old fashioned thingies, where you automatically look for the finished picture on the back of the camera and there is nothing there. I tried doing this for over two days, but it was no good, like a heroin addict (or a smoker, about whose cravings I knew more) I just needed my fix and after several phone calls starting with :”May I speak English?”, I finally found a shop who was prepared to give me a miserable 5% off the retail price of the camera I wanted, i.e. the same I donated to the darling gipsy children, whose deed of boarding a train, finding and removing my camera from a leg pocket which was safeguarded by Velcro, leaving the train, - all in about 5 seconds I still greatly admire.

 

I am glad to report that once I made the decision of replacing the camera, I ceased suffering from withdrawal symptoms and also my recurring dream of being jostled by gipsy kids has gone. Instead my mind is now occupied in how to make sure that my camera cannot be snatched from me during the remaining of my trip.

 

Last night we went to the Mussorgsky Theatre again. I am glad to report that I have something unflattering to report, for the Romeo & Juliet ballet we saw was one about which I cannot say anything better than the fact that the dancers have done a wonderful job of dancing the parts which the choreographer so cruelly thrust upon them. The dancers were superb and the choreography was awful. How in a tragic story of juvenile love find we folk dancers jogging around the stage, not once or twice, but many times, - how watching a pas de deux which would have lent itself for beautiful expressions of love between the young pair, gave me the impression that I am watching a comic ballet by a girl, who had no bones in her body and who was kept upside down most of the time dancing with a man, who was athletic and at the same time immensely proud of his beauty, since most of the time he was strutting around the stage, except when doing huge leaps.

 

As you may know, there is a part for a priest in the story who marries the young lovers and we had a priest in this ballet also. Imagine my astonishment when this priest approaches Juliet held by two men in a horizontal position gets hold of her legs and starts to lift one, lowering that leg, lifting the other leg, scissor like a number of times. The ugliness of some of the moves cannot be explained, but I can say that many were the crotches which were displayed in some of the ugliest moves on a ballet stage I have ever seen. Sorry, this was not Russian art, it was an unmitigated disaster, - in my humble opinion.

 

It was more an exercise in showing ballet steps than telling a story, in fact if you did not know the tale from Shakespeare, you would have wondered how suddenly two dancers finish up dead beside each other, while groups of dancers in wedding outfits and peasant costumes pounce around them, with some others like Mum and Dad and for the sake of symmetry Juliet’s jilted fiancé dance a dance of grief and desperation alternatively leaping high and collapsing on the floor.

 

No, No, Never as those who call for the reinstatement of  Hungary’s borders from 1914 are still declaring, this ballet will never do and while I accept modern ballet, it should not masquerade using the name ennobled by our guy from Stratford-upon-Avon and honoured by the music of Prokofiev. The emotionless exhibition of dancing prowess left me and many others cheated.

 

Yet I am looking forward to my evening of seeing Nutcracker by one of the futuristic sculptors and painters (and former dissident) tomorrow evening, my last night in SPb. But first, we have a concert tonight.

 

 St Petersburg – 25th June 2003

This is going to be my last report from St Petersburg and as such I may as well give you a summary of my visit to Russia, - like it or not.

 

There is a definite change since last year and I am not only referring to the public buildings which had a clean up, repaint or face lift for the 300 years celebrations. There are more cars, more of them foreign, they look better and cleaner and they driven by lunatics at higher speeds. The shops are more luxurious looking with almost no customers, but the people are well dressed and the women fashionable even if their shoes gives me pain in my toes just by looking at the sheer madness of their design. I will be interested if I see the like of these in other countries on my way.

 

The housing situation, as far as I can judge is still a disaster. Khrushchev and people after him called for an urgent solution and identically looking 8 story buildings have risen in the outskirts of the city. Much as I would not like to call them such, they are slum as are the buildings in Hungary and in The Bill serials from England. Some flats I have visited were neat and orderly, but once you get into the buildings on your way to the flat, the court yards, the corridors and lifts are desolate and require urgent attention. The surrounds of the building are also completely neglected although I imagine that the weeds do get the occasional reduction in size by someone wielding a scythe. As far as I can see, there is no effort made in removing the cut greenery. Any gardens are on the individual balconies.

 

On the one day when the weather was sunny dozens of people lay down outside the buildings on spots of grass in their bikinis to catch some sun. I understand that there are no swimming pools unless they are enclosed (natural in this climate) but rain or shine, they close for repairs during the summer. Equally, all heating ceases on May 1st and it is during summer that the hot water supply closes down for repairs, usually during the month of July or August, during which time families share their hot water or friends make their showers available to others. In the cities no hot water supplies are available for about a month, but in country towns it might be for just one month that they have hot water.

 

The hardships which Russian families endure would be unimaginable in the Lucky Country (of Australia) and they endure it with few complaints. At least they do not fear the knock in the early morning, even if they have to walk long distances for shopping, carry their own plastic bags for what they shop and find that prices for other than the most staple products, like milk and bread are very expensive.

 

On the other hand is what is equally unimaginable in the Lucky Country and that is a diet of cultural activities ranging from operas in 3 or 4 theatres, ballet in another 3 or 4, drama in maybe 10 or more theatres, concerts all over the place and if that is not sufficient you may wish to watch life performances of same on TV. People are book mad in this country, huge bookshops laden with art books, poetry, novels in an abundance which cannot be diminished by the people lined up at the cashier’s desk. It takes 2 to 2 ½ minutes of duration on the escalators to go to the trains, but seldom can you see less than 6 individuals using this time to read and they do so in the crowded trains.

 

As in many countries a stranger, especially someone as inclined to be both critical and a stickler for efficiency (in others) as yours truly will find many an area which can be criticized and Russia has a fair share of these. There was nothing I found as infuriating than the doors. Before you can enter anywhere, you will find a narrow door on one side of which a wedge of people try to approach the lady who will tear your ticket. To have both sides of a double door open is unheard of and not only need you negotiate through this narrow opening but you need to go past the usherette who has planted herself in the middle. Once inside there are no ushers to show you to your seat and dozens of people are walking around looking at row numbers and the back of seats for their places. Most times when you find your seat, you also find someone already sitting in it, but surprisingly on show of your own ticket they quietly leave for their own.

 

Leaving a performance is even more infuriating. There is usually one door open through which you are pushed by the crowd behind you and than you need to take a right angle turn to exit through a second narrow door, once again pushed by the pressure of the people. I understand that one needs these double doors to keep the outside freezing temperature from cooling the inside, but this is June and even if it is not the height of summer, it is warm enough.

 

But the worst are the doors in the Metro stations. While no two station looks the same and some are quite beautiful outside and also on their platforms, the doors seem to have come from the same factory, probably best known for their construction of battle ships. About 7 ft high or higher, they sport a heavy metal frame with thick glass in them and hinged so that they can swing both ways. They centre automatically, provided this works and the door is not stuck somewhere halfway between open and closed, but there is no person strong enough who can fully open the door to be at right angles. It just cannot be done. Even to pen it halfway you need to be strong. I was shown the technique of stopping the door with your foot wedged against it in the semi open position, sneak through and than let it go, at which point it is stopped by the next persons foot wedged against it or else it swings and might hit the person following you.

 

There is another row of doors inside which were removed for the summer. Why all the doors cannot be removed, when usually there is congestion due to the constant use of the outer doors, I cannot imagine, except that if all door are either kept open or removed, there is no way the use of the station may be avoided. As mentioned earlier, if and when there are too many passengers, the doors are locked and the passengers are sent to another entrance of the same station some distance away.

 

Finally, I must say that while I found people just as friendly as in any other place and more hospitable than in most, the rudeness of those in authority or imagined authority is disgraceful. To hear an employee of the Metro screaming at a foreigner with foaming mouth for daring to photograph a wall plaque is something you need to visit Russia. Similarly to have anything to do with the police is an exercise in observing could not care less attitude. No wonder, when Valentina finally found out that there is a sort of a Lost Property office (unknown to police, whom we asked about this), she suggested that she will visit them alone and without me, because I might get upset about the rudeness she expects from them. Indeed I would.

 

In spite of the black marks I am giving, there are so many gold stars I could hand out that to me Russia is a place which is worth visiting not just for the cultural brilliance or their outstanding architecture, but also for the warmth of the people (provided you are lucky enough to meet them privately) and finally for the overall experience. Sadly if in Russia you are provided with a uniform or even a nameplate, it is your permit to become aggressive if you are that way inclined, because I met plenty in uniforms who were helpful and forthcoming.

 

I have no doubt that in years to come the situation will improve in all respects and I would love to be a fly on the wall and experience a Russia which her population deserves.

Helsinki 26th June 2003

Both you and I thought that I finished the Russian part of my reports, but now that I have some time at the airport of the Finnish capital I must return to describe my last two days there.

 

Tuesday with Sacha driving us in this most expert, but to me frightening way we set out towards Petershof, the palace with some marvellous fountains and many buildings as exciting as the palace itself. I have been there before, but Valentina thought that the place deserved a second viewing especially as the weather was at long last enjoyable. We left Sacha behind and we went for a long walk, after which I declared that I regard a 20 minute walk as a walk, 21 minutes is a long walk and one that lasts 22 minutes is a marathon. I will not disguise the fact that ours turned out to be even longer, so much so that after finding Sacha, who was waiting for us he drove us straight back to the flat to pick up our tickets and he then drove us in a hurry to the concert hall.

 

The concert was one at which various singers presented songs to piano accompaniment. Especially wonderful voices were produced by a base baritone and also by a tenor, both singers being artists of the Mariinsky opera theatre. Beside us sat a lady with a mike and a hi-tech recording device looking sternly at everyone who as much as moved. Sitting in the first row with us, she was apparently recording all the performance for her radio show to be broadcast later that week. I would doubt if, even without coughing, she would have been able to reproduce the fine voices with the simple equipment she so pompously held. However we all knew that we are in the presence of a very important person and I did not even need a translator to deduce this.

 

We took it easy on Wednesday, my last full day in SPb and although we went out, I was looking forward to my afternoon sleep. Imagine my surprise when it turned out that our ballet is to start at 10 PM only instead of the standard 7 PM starting time, which using Mariinsky time translates into 7:15 or even later. Sacha delivered us to the Mariinsky, which is somewhat out of the way and requires frequent changes of metro trains plus a bus. In any case the trains start to stop at 12 midnight and there is no way to get back unless you have arranged a car or a taxi.

 

I have seen the Nutcracker a number of times, however I was not prepared to see THAT Nutcracker. Although they have not changed Tchaikovsky’s music and probably they left most of Petipa’s choreography in place, the décor was designed by a Russian guy, who has been so modern and so anti-Soviet in outlook that he was thrown out from Russia and had to slum it in America, where he became a celebrity making serious money. Just the same he did not give up on his country and has several celebrated statues (one of which I saw and was impressed with) in St Petersburg.

 

His décor and costumes were less futuristic than I expected, but most colourful and lots of fun. And as regards the dancing…. well as upset I was with Romeo and Juliet the Nutcracker I saw has made me forget all my woes and even allowed for the fact that we had seats in a box with less than perfect view and I stood most of the performance, fascinated by the precision of the dancers and the complicated manoeuvres they carried with an air of nonchalance. At one stage there were 24 girls on stage moving with a unison which I have not experienced earlier in more than 25 years of ballet going. Earlier just 20 girls, but with 20 boys were on stage and it was almost impossible to know how they got themselves into the formation which was so different seconds ago.

 

Nutcracker is a series of dances held together by an old magician type and some of these numbers were sensational or at least danced that way. The Pas de Deux was absolutely magic and the individual dances following it by the two participants, just as exciting and faultless. The décor was exciting too, no cost spared and colourful without being sensationally out of context. In the finale there was a huge cake on the stage with dancers on, around and in it, about 3 stories high and if you did blink you missed seeing it. The expense must have been huge and the effect stupendous.

 

As I said, it would be worthwhile to come to St Petersburg just to see this Nutcracker, maybe not all the way from Sydney, but certainly from Helsinki, which is just 35 minutes flying times away.

 

From a magic evening we came out into the warm street to find Sacha waiting for us. He drove us along the Neva and stopped where quite a number of tourist busses were parked so that I may savour the lit up city and its bridges and buildings. I made a few photographs and then we hurried across onto the other side to avoid being stranded on the wrong side. As we progressed we stopped again to photograph the bridge which opens every night to allow the boats to pass. I cannot recall its name, but it is a famous bridge, often pictured in SPb literature. That virtually the whole bridge lifts up might be cause for it’s fame, but whatever it is, it is certainly spectacular as are all the other bridges, lit up for the benefit of tourist and locals alike. According to my 2 amateur guides the many people who were watching the lights and the bridge opening, at least 60% were locals, who come out of their slumber whenever the weather behaves.

 

It was later than 1 AM that we got back to the flat, where a lot of packing was still to be done. Sacha picked me up at 10 AM to take me to Pulkovo II airport and now I am in Helsinki awaiting my Finnair connection to London Heathrow, from where I will be taking the bus to another airport where my brother-chauffeur is awaiting me. At least I hope!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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